The weighted companion cube will never try to stab you.
The wieghted companion cube cannot speak.
If the companion cube DOES speak we urge you to TOSS IT IN THE INCINERATOR!

lol

thanks

yes

give hearts to the cube it is hungry for love

I need some time alone with my Weighted Companion Cube before I euthanize it in the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

hahahaha

this is why i want the ps3 and why i want portal so badly

I've got it on my PC.

*hacks you and steals it

my game now
mwuhahaha

yeah i wish i could have it for pc

my computer is not even strong enough to run it

My computer is a step above doorstop and I can run it at 1024x768 with no problems. It's not that taxing a game.

0_0
now wheres that torrent site of mine

Although you can do with with portal, as it's an offline game...

I wouldn't recommend pirating most Valve games, the multiplayer ones to be exact (Half-Life: Deathmatch, Counterstrike, Team Fortress 2, etc.)

Like I said, even though you CAN do it with Portal...

be a chap and support Valve. they make awesome games.

Buy PORTAL either by itself for $19, or buy The Orange Box which comes with Half-Life 2, HL2 ep 1, HL2 EP2, Team Fortress 2, AND Portal.

All on STEAM, of course.

XD Sheesh man, it's only like 20 bucks.

it LOOOOOOOVES you

*inserts it in the incinerator

D:

*saves it with noclip and other sv_cheats 1 tricks*

There we go. ^^