Awwwww:3
He's so cutie silly woof:3

wait they are immortal ?

Well.....semi-immortal. They live for a very long time.

are humans also semi immortal ?

Heh! Have you ever heard of a fellow named Charles Babbage?

At that time they knew wthat word actually.. there was neologism offered by Babbage - differential engine, word "computer" was somewhat older. Mean any device that was doing mechanical calculation <.<

"Computer" also sometimes referred to a person who computes for a living, ie., was employed to do the drudgery of all the arithmetic needed for bookkeeping and accounting before electronics made it fast and easy. What a mind-numbing job that kind of thing must have been...

That'd be origin of Dune's mentats

It's what people use to find porn of anything.

Anything.

That'd be internet

But the internet is just a network of interconnected computers stretching over the vast landmass we call Earth

you don't know what a computer is?

Who needs computer when you got magic?

Well Scratch, a computer is something that can access the entire repository of the worlds knowledge, yet most people use it to look up kitty pictures and get in fights with strangers :)

Scratch, do you know what secks is? Well... people with computers sponge or, suck in recordings and pictures of others doing the nasty, so they can make a collection of their own and have no need for secks, in other words, ruining the natural order of reproducing!

As for me, I just use my imagination.

Here's my card, now I must go, the planets need me...

*Floats up, turns sideways like a plank and shoots off into the distant stars*

heh cute. he will learn

I think he looks cute with that sweater on.

scratch is supercute c: