If you do, you can choose one or more of the following flavors:

Tread-foils - These cookies have explosive taste. They literally do, as they detonate whenever someone steps or bites down on them. They are the preferred assassination tool of the squirrel scouts.

Mint Condition - These cookies emit a delicious minty green smoke, which makes for a convenient smoke bomb getaway device if the Squirrel Scouts happen to be outed as secret agents.

Peanut Boom Clusters - These rolls of tasty dough with peanut brittle also serve as mini fragmentary grenades. Perfect for situations where agents need to create a diversion.

Misfortune Cookie - These cookies can have a hidden ominous meaning or contain today's lucky numbers! In reality, every message in the misfortune cookie will self-destruct five seconds after being opened with festive sparks and crackles. How does this work? Its an ancient Chinese secret!

Strawberry Short Circuit - These cookies are loaded with an electrical charge, that when handled, will stun the target momentarily. Useful for incapacitating a target while clandestine operations are underway.

These Squirrel Scouts are actually secret agents who pose as cookie selling scouts. However, they are adept at all manners of tradecraft, including covert operations, intelligence gathering. martial arts and assassination. To become a squirrel scout, a prospective agent must earn a series of merit badges to prove their mastery of combat and clandestine operations.

- The Desert Fox