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A little blond-haired human girl
Came one day to our cave.
We shared our hospitality,
Requesting she behave.
She acted like a right spoiled brat –
She gobbled up our food!
She peed over our goosedown beds
And acted frightf’ly rude.
Our cups and plates – and milk jug too! –
Reduced to smithereens!
Our doors got scrawled in poster paint
In slogans quite obscene.
Her rampage done and temper spent
The brat leaned on the wall.
“Hun-GREE!” yelled she; and we agreed;
Then ate her, hair ‘n’ all.Germany, 2005. Nom nom nom.
Category Photography / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Bear (Other)
Size 888 x 1200px
File Size 602.3 kB
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