Funkaretic, Cold hard Kinetic, Name's Memetic, Ya won't fuhgettit!
Slick Jam, I go full ham, yer da target of mah next slam!
Quick Elastic, Brain's Spastic, Music's Blastin, Body of plastic.
I serve big bizness, throw out all the quizzes, you betta get outta here cause you sure ain't gonna live this!

Meek kid never knew what he did; got captured, processed, now he's me and I'm the best! Beat, Jams, all of these songs, once I'm thru witchoo, you're gonna join along! [Slick rappin, foos be cappin, gonna get trappin... victims fo conversion]

"Poor old me, big biz'ness has decided to expand his grip, and has turned me into an unwitting enforcer of his uncool will! You best be beatin me and freein me so I can help yo endeavos or else yeh gonna end up a nice little brainwashed drone!"