> EXAMINE WARNING POSTER

You look over the posterior of the peeling poster previously plastered on the paneling of the public transport, perhaps to pick out a puzzle. You only pinpoint that the paste is not particularly powerful presently. All that sticks to it is a bunch of alliteration. Ew.

> EXAMINE TREE ROOTS

There's a network of tree roots that weaves in and out all over the station, keeping the dirt walls and ceiling from collapsing. However, the artist was lazy and has summarized said amazing and intricate network with this single cluster of roots.

> CLIMB TREE ROOTS

Unfortunately, the roots are a bit out of reach, even when jumping. Maybe it's for the best, though. They look strong, but who knows what horrible chain of events could occur if they accidentally pulled free, causing a premature end to your adventure.

> PULL TREE ROOTS

You're really tempting fate, aren't you? Still, they're too high up for you to reach.

> USE STINKY GYM TOWEL ON TREE ROOTS

Possibly angered by your inability to reach them, you swat at the roots with the gym towel. They don't seem to be humbled in any way.

> CLIMB ONTO SUBWAY CAR

You imagine riding the top of the subway car through the dark tunnels, like some furry version of Keanu Reeves. Unfortunately, liek the tree roots, there's little way for your you to climb up there without being taller, or having a ladder of something. Besides, the subway car doesn't seem to be going anywhere in a hurry.

> TAKE SUBWAY CAR

You might have a big inventory, but there's no way you're going to take that subway car with you. It's just scenery, after all.

> TAKE STATION SIGN

If you do that, how will people know where they are? How will -you- know where you are? Better leave it alone.

> DO MACARENA
> DO TARZAN YELL
> TEACH RAT SWAGGER

Even though you're basically alone on the station platform, you still don't feel comfortable making a fool of yourself quite yet. Plus, how can you teach swagger when you don't have any yourself? REKT

> TEST BLUE

There's... really no way to test your supernatural ability to protect yourself from harm. It just happens. Plus, it's a bit like testing your shark-proof suit in a tank full of hungry sharks. Do you really want to chance it -won't- work?

> ASK ZATAAN ABOUT TALKING TO CHARACTERS BEFORE THEY ARE PROPERLY INTRODUCED IN THE STORY

I'm sure if Zataan were here, he'd be happy to answer that question, but he hasn't been properly introduced yet. Don't you have a bull to be looking for?

> LOOK AT TINY DOOR

The tiny door on the far side of the platform is as tiny as you expected, and not just an optical illusion. it's actually kind of cute, with its tiny little doorframe, and tiny little doorknob, and tiny little sign that says 'TESOLC LAIDOTSUC'. What?

> OPEN TINY DOOR

You pinch the tiny doorknob between your fingers and try to turn it, but it won't budge. That's when you notice a TINY KEYHOLE in the door. Hm. It must be locked. Even if it weren't, you're much too big to fit inside.

> USE HAND MIRROR ON TINY DOOR

Holding the edge of the mirror against the wall, you notice that the sign on the tiny isn't some weird foreign language, just backwards. It's reflection reads 'CUSTODIAL CLOSET'. Must be for tiny custodians!

> USE RAT ON TINY DOOR

Remembering you have someone relatively tiny with you, you ask Nunya to try opening the little door. He looks non-plussed to be tasked with something so mundane as opening doors for you, but he does so anyway. Or he would, but it's still locked, remember?

"You want me to try that other door?" he asks . Other door? What other door? Rolling he eyes, Nunya gestures to the Custodial Closet in the hand mirror you still have propped up.

But that's just a REFLECTION, isn't it?

INVENTORY:
- WARNING POSTER
- GYM BAG

GYM BAG INVENTORY:
- EL TORO COSTUME
- STINKY GYM TOWEL
- HAND MIRROR
- ALUMINUM CAN
- OLD NEWSPAPER
- NUNYA

RULES AND FIRST PAGE

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