"Happy birthday you giant lesbian. Posting this before I pass out. I want to let you know despite whatever is being said, you are a FANTASTIC person who always tries their best in everything they does. And I know you'll prove everyone wrong. I have no doubt in you. I want to thank you for always being here for me when I need you the most. You are nothing short of family, and I am thankful for every day we speak. You've brought a lot of good into my life and given me amazing new friends among other things.
You're literally a blessing, and you don't know how thankful I am for you. You're the sibling I've never gotten the chance to have.

So before this gets any gayer and I puke rainbows, Ilu Branchy. And you're fantastic. Here's to another year."

Fiamette the fucking strooooong cat.