godmotherfuckershitasscuntbiTCHFUCKMOTHERFUCKERSHITCOCKFUCKSHITASSGODFUCKDAMMITFUCKSHITMOTHERFUCKERGOATFUCK

I have a shitty internet connection, so I play most of the game solo.
and I'm playing the next-gen console version of Scholar of the First Sin with alternate enemy placements.

I genuinely woke up today feeling like Snow White with heavenly light shining down and animals dressing me while I sing,
and then I was like
"Oh hey, let's get back to DaS2 this morning"

And then I immediately devolved into an angry, hunched over, shouting ogre with a burning fervor against all forms of life, as a monsoon storm raged outside.

Fucking souls
fucking giant two headed spider
fucking giant rat
FUCKING EXPLODING MUMMIES THAT PETRIFY ON CONTACT
USING A FRAGRANT BRANCH ON THE WRONG FUCKER TO GET THE FANG KEY SO I CAN FREE ORNIFEX, MOTHERFUCKERPISSSHITFUCK

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(oh and, when I'm not a moth, I'm a bobcat. That's kinda my traditional fursona so to speak.)

(I also learned how to get some damn pressure sensitivity on this tablet!)