So for the past two years I've been hesitant to create a Pokesona for myself for one simple reason. I had no idea what Pokemon I'd be. And then it hit me... I don't know why I didn't see it sooner. Of course I'd be a Rotom. Even before I saw it as the sexiest Pokemon ever, I'd have been a Rotom. It's simple. Rotom is a prankster who is literally a lightning ghost and can control electrical appliances. I'm obsessed with electricity and technology--there couldn't be a more perfect Pokemon for me to be. There really could not. But man are Rotom sexy and man do I love them.

So here is my Pokesona... well, a shitty doodle of one since I'm too lazy to draw properly right now.

This is Tesla. Tesla is a Rotom, where instead of being orange, it's lime green, and its eyes are lemon yellow. The plasma hands are a bright cyan color. Basically Tesla looks extremely radioactive. Its nature is Naughty, and it doesn't have a biological sex (because Rotom don't). Tesla may be sexless, but it's still a horny bastard (I mean... of course... why wouldn't I make it horny... I'm into the fucking things).

Tesla loves to prank people and scare them away (I'm actually quite naughty in that sense IRL).

It goes by any pronoun, although it is technically still an it.

Half the reason I didn't customize the appearance too much is because I want to be able to eventually get porkyman drawn of it, and I can't really fap to my own OCs, nor can I fap to my own art. So this is customized enough that it's not nearly OC, yet it's different enough to be my own custom Rotom.

Did I mention how fucking EASY it is to draw Rotom? Like seriously the hardest part is making the arms look right. Nngh every time I see one, I get all bashful and curl up a bit because I'm a bit embarrassed that I'm turned on by Rotom, haha no pun intended. I had a dream recently where Rotom fucked me with a computer and then ate me out and that's what sold me. I used to think of it now and then, always regarding it as a cool Pokemon, and then the night before the dream I had a fleeting thought of "hey, what if Rotom controlled my tech... then the tech could fuck me instead" and then I had that dream and that sealed it... Damn it's sexy. Oh. So. SEXY.