There is a NATO training base in the town I live in, and every year they do a massive fireworks show and this year, they wouldn't allow us on base because they were over capacity. So we, and many other proud, red blooded Americans decided to pull off onto the side of the highway established by Dwight Eisenhower himself! What we didn't know was that apparently we were graced by a bald eagle as he breathed gaseous freedom over our blessed culturally diverse bodies and the launcher for the fireworks was literally RIGHTFUCKINGNEXTTOUS and they blazed massive carvings into the dark heavens as our patriotism rivaled the sun itself with "born in the USA" blairing in the radios of every car present... yeah it was cool.

also the image is sidewayyys because america is gangsta cool man. (actually i just couldnt figure out how to fix it)