"Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact cannot speak"


my companion cube

it killed me

"remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit? I said goodbye! and you were like NO WAI!and then we were like we pretended we were going to murder you.
that was great"

the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie