Okay, lets see if i can explain this joke RIGHT this time...
So i've been watching Krillen Plays: Alien Isolation (i should reaaly play the game myself) and something struck me. Chesh's tail. I gotta get her down from the bunk bed. "NO!"
But then i thought of something: Every time there's an alien egg- and you get that tense music- and that eggs vag pulls open.... some idiot just has to stick his HEAD in there!! And i'm just like WWRRRRRYYYY would you DO THAT????
I mean, what exactly were they expecting to see? 'Omg! This slime covered sack is full of CHOCOLATE! Sticking my face in here was the best decision I ever ma-' aaaand you're face-hugged. Way to prove Darwin right, dude.

Anyway, Why cant Golem eggs be more cleaver than that? It's got a screen so... Hey look! It must be the new i-Pad! *splort*
Hope  Seritaph doesn't mind taking the brunt of this joke. ^^
Borrowing Golem ideas from  Robertge and  Able01