What is this, a weight-gain series?!

Okay, fine. I'm really enjoying writing this. It's fun, and if you're actually one of those reading this each time it comes out, you are the best sort of person!

If you're new to this and just checked this out from curiosity, you are ALSO the best sort of person! For newcomers, this is an ongoing story based on Noone's Fatty Text Adventure Game. Check it out if you're into this sort of thing, it's the kind of game you can lose hours in and have fun the whole time. Nope, I'm not going to link it, because I don't know how (honestly I don't care to learn).

This one is the first entry in the series that doesn't include someone durr-ing. I focused more on the main character's life outside the witch's gingerbread house and tried to give a little bit more flavor to the world itself without breaking away from what Noone has established.

I also introduced new characters, both named and unnamed! I couldn't tell you if I plan to use them more often, or less often, or have them just be a side-character, or anything, really. But they exist now and there's nothing you can do about it!

But hey, if you read this and you really like this, let me know! I'm open to criticism of all kinds, preferably constructive, but if you just want to call me a foolish fattening furry fantasizer that's cool, too. Try to keep any and all insults in the form of alliterations, if you would.
Here's the news you may or may not find interesting! I want to add a new character to the series, but I'm struggling with what sort of character to add! Do you want to suggest an OC or think one up for me to use? A fursona? The cool thing is, there's this 'send message' function on this website that can be used to hurl letters and words at me, and depending on how you string them together, I might be able to read them and make ideas!

Tyrex Kyuris here, and I'll see you next chapter (if there is one)!