...and on the next page we find she doesn't care if the tidbit is a good guy or a bad guy, so much as "can it fit down my throat?"

PS: Noticed the wizard's eyes -- was Mrs. Claus the real mastermind and he was just a front man?

What's that about his eyes? He's not even in this strip! XD

Sorry, it was back on page 109. He started losing control after he learned she was gone. Or maybe I'm overthinking it.

I woulda had her say "Oh, FUDGE-"

But she didn't say Fudge.

Quite.

Oh ho ho XD

vore time murrrrr

Everyone loves vore! C:

Oh phooey, it seems I'm about to die!

Oh bother! XD

Well, things are looking worse and worse and WORSE for Nate. Jesus Agouti, you win, whatever the outcome, uncle, uncle! The only other time I've ever been this creeped out about a character was a Goosebumps book where a giant mind-controlling slug-monster thing was explicitly eating slave children who didn't move fast enough, while their brainwashed parents drove home from the theme park without memory of them.


I love how these villains keep saying things to the effect of, "You wouldn't lie down when we wanted to destroy your mind eternally or have you eaten by a monster, so we're going to punish you for that by killing you!" Villainy and logical processes often do not go hand in hand.

It reminds me of my World of Warcraft days when a guy in the auction house sent angry whispers to me, telling me that I might as well give trying to sell my stuff because he was always going to undercut me. I'm like, "Uh, I already have these items and nowhere else to sell them, and you can't actually affect my life in-game or out. How exactly is this a threat?"

I made him so angry that he accidentally forgot a "0" when pricing his stuff. I bought it all up and resold it for an 800% profit.

It's always darkest before the dawn! But wow, that Goosebumps book sounds pretty creepy and awful!

You know how villains are. You get nastier the more you resist, as if they weren't expecting resistance to begin with!

Hahaha that Warcraft guy was OWNED XD

Why do I get the feeling that Nate is gone for good?

Alas poor Nate we hardly knew ye

Oh, she'll make a LOVELY bowel movement!

I dunno... these characters bring out the Shazzang in me. No punishment ever seems good enough. Festering in the stomach of a monster is a pretty good start, though!

I don't think anyone would be sorry to see that elf go!

Everyone knows Elf Flesh is sweeter than guttersnipe.

so tasty!

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!" Poor Doodles. All she wanted was order, instead she got the chance to taste like a snickerdoodle.