SO TWO WHALES WALK INTO A BAR, RIGHT?

AND THE FIRST WHALE GOES: OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOeeeeeooooooOOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEE-


*takes breath*


-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoooooooooooooo-

*takes breath*

-ooooooooooooooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-


AND THEN THE SECOND WHALE GOES

*takes breath*

Frank, you're drunk.

i fucking love this

it's a great joke for weddings, funerals, when the police show up at your house, etc.

The key is to drag it out for as long as you can by making whale noises!

Hi not-funny.

It's okay, I'm just a joke in general. ;_; -sad trombone-