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i tried to troll malay tv drama that had almost same story line as others tv drama.
all of them are shit, bias and creepy. when my mom watch it i feel like i want to punch the tv because the way of they talk is like a bitch. Rich man is always like a playboy, arrogant, and evil. while rich woman is like bitching around. chasing rich man to sqeeze their money for shopping.
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dari page KHK - Malay ver.
1 - Gaduh laki bini pastu laki angkat tangan nak lempang bini, pastu bini menjerit2 tala pipi mintak ditampar dan kalau boleh terus dibunuh
2 - Laki bini bergaduh, laki tengah amuk tiba-tiba bini pengsan, bawak p hospital pastu laki dia jumpa dokter tengah jalan dalam wad terus main tahan je tanya pasal bini dia, rupa-rupanya bini mengandung
3 - Anak dato' derhaka dan mencarut pada ayahnya, tiba2 orang gaji datang lempang anak dato' tersebut. tiba2 flashback kisah 20 tahun lepas yg rupa-rupanya dato' tersebut sudah swap anak sama orang gaji sebab dato dapat anak cacat, dato' nak anak yg tak cacat punya. bodo punya datok benih tak bagus.
4 - Heroin kalau pegi belajar kat oversea mesti kat London. Kenapa London? kenapa tak Tel Aviv? Kenapa tak di Kerala? Kenapa tak di Damsyiq, Montenegro, Maghribi atau Bosnia & Herzegovina?
5 - Ni yang paling gua pelik sampai sekarang.. kalau hero tu orang kaya, mak dia mesti muka macam sebaya macam anak dia tu. Bergetah elok je, kening pun halus, spek lady gaga dan paling penting pakai tudung shawl londeh. Kalau hero orang miskin, mak dia tu muka tua dah macam muka moyang dia yg dah patut meninggal lama dah.
6 - Dan yang paling tak boleh ubah sejak gua kecik sampai sekarang, drama melayu mesti time maghrib. apa kaitan maghrib dgn drama melayu sampai tak boleh nak dipisahkan?
7 - Kalau suami selingkuh pegi lunch dgn awek lain mesti kantoi ada orang skodeng. kalau tak kantoi tak boleh ke?
8 - Yang paling tak boleh disangkal lagi, setiap drama melayu pasti hero atau heroin tu ada syarikat besar, projek juta-juta, pastu nak wariskan bisnes kat anak-anak. ada ketika anak buat palat, bapak dia wariskan kat pembantu tadbir je bisnes tu, pastu anak2 tak puas hati buat khianat.
kalau ada apa2 nak tambah lagi, sila komen diruangan bawah XP
Eng ver.
1 - husband-wife fights then the husband raise his hand, want to slap his wife. The wife scream when her cheek want to get slapped (dunno if she scream is the sign that she scare or she really want to get slapped) if possible, just kill her.
2 - husband-wife fights(again?), the husband was angry then whe wife faint. go to hospital and the husband ask the doctor, it turned out that his wife is pregnant. (seriously?)
3 - Dato' son filthy to his father, a maid suddenly came and slap the dato son. flashback story of 20 years ago who apparently dato 'swap his child with the maid because that dato' son is disabled child. he swap his son because he dont want a disabled child.(your seed is bad. XD)
4 - IF Heroin studying oversea she be at London. Why LONDON? why not Tel Aviv? Why not in Kerala? Why not in Damascus, Montenegro, Morocco or Bosnia & Herzegovina?
5 - This is most strange to me till now .. If the HERO is a RICH person, his mother must look young like his son age. Smooth and Lovely, using Lady Gaga glasses and most importantly wear a loose shawl hijab.
If the hero was a POOR person, his mother is really old. Face like their ancestor who should have died long ago.
6 - Another strange things since i was a boy. Why MALAY drama must at Maghrib (7PM) ? why must at 7PM?
7 - If the cheating husband went lunch with another busty woman there's must someone who spying on them. if they're not get caught.,cannot arr?
8 - The most I can doubt, every Malay drama the hero or heroine must have a big(really big) corporations, million-million project, when their dad want to give the business at his children.
#OhMyENglish XD
elvyryuune , and the blue cat belongs to me 
haziqi only like the songs.,the rest...booo~
sources : > SOURCES
i tried to troll malay tv drama that had almost same story line as others tv drama.
all of them are shit, bias and creepy. when my mom watch it i feel like i want to punch the tv because the way of they talk is like a bitch. Rich man is always like a playboy, arrogant, and evil. while rich woman is like bitching around. chasing rich man to sqeeze their money for shopping.
|
dari page KHK - Malay ver.
1 - Gaduh laki bini pastu laki angkat tangan nak lempang bini, pastu bini menjerit2 tala pipi mintak ditampar dan kalau boleh terus dibunuh
2 - Laki bini bergaduh, laki tengah amuk tiba-tiba bini pengsan, bawak p hospital pastu laki dia jumpa dokter tengah jalan dalam wad terus main tahan je tanya pasal bini dia, rupa-rupanya bini mengandung
3 - Anak dato' derhaka dan mencarut pada ayahnya, tiba2 orang gaji datang lempang anak dato' tersebut. tiba2 flashback kisah 20 tahun lepas yg rupa-rupanya dato' tersebut sudah swap anak sama orang gaji sebab dato dapat anak cacat, dato' nak anak yg tak cacat punya. bodo punya datok benih tak bagus.
4 - Heroin kalau pegi belajar kat oversea mesti kat London. Kenapa London? kenapa tak Tel Aviv? Kenapa tak di Kerala? Kenapa tak di Damsyiq, Montenegro, Maghribi atau Bosnia & Herzegovina?
5 - Ni yang paling gua pelik sampai sekarang.. kalau hero tu orang kaya, mak dia mesti muka macam sebaya macam anak dia tu. Bergetah elok je, kening pun halus, spek lady gaga dan paling penting pakai tudung shawl londeh. Kalau hero orang miskin, mak dia tu muka tua dah macam muka moyang dia yg dah patut meninggal lama dah.
6 - Dan yang paling tak boleh ubah sejak gua kecik sampai sekarang, drama melayu mesti time maghrib. apa kaitan maghrib dgn drama melayu sampai tak boleh nak dipisahkan?
7 - Kalau suami selingkuh pegi lunch dgn awek lain mesti kantoi ada orang skodeng. kalau tak kantoi tak boleh ke?
8 - Yang paling tak boleh disangkal lagi, setiap drama melayu pasti hero atau heroin tu ada syarikat besar, projek juta-juta, pastu nak wariskan bisnes kat anak-anak. ada ketika anak buat palat, bapak dia wariskan kat pembantu tadbir je bisnes tu, pastu anak2 tak puas hati buat khianat.
kalau ada apa2 nak tambah lagi, sila komen diruangan bawah XP
Eng ver.
1 - husband-wife fights then the husband raise his hand, want to slap his wife. The wife scream when her cheek want to get slapped (dunno if she scream is the sign that she scare or she really want to get slapped) if possible, just kill her.
2 - husband-wife fights(again?), the husband was angry then whe wife faint. go to hospital and the husband ask the doctor, it turned out that his wife is pregnant. (seriously?)
3 - Dato' son filthy to his father, a maid suddenly came and slap the dato son. flashback story of 20 years ago who apparently dato 'swap his child with the maid because that dato' son is disabled child. he swap his son because he dont want a disabled child.(your seed is bad. XD)
4 - IF Heroin studying oversea she be at London. Why LONDON? why not Tel Aviv? Why not in Kerala? Why not in Damascus, Montenegro, Morocco or Bosnia & Herzegovina?
5 - This is most strange to me till now .. If the HERO is a RICH person, his mother must look young like his son age. Smooth and Lovely, using Lady Gaga glasses and most importantly wear a loose shawl hijab.
If the hero was a POOR person, his mother is really old. Face like their ancestor who should have died long ago.
6 - Another strange things since i was a boy. Why MALAY drama must at Maghrib (7PM) ? why must at 7PM?
7 - If the cheating husband went lunch with another busty woman there's must someone who spying on them. if they're not get caught.,cannot arr?
8 - The most I can doubt, every Malay drama the hero or heroine must have a big(really big) corporations, million-million project, when their dad want to give the business at his children.
#OhMyENglish XD
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Jangan lupa pasal taraf pendapatan dan pegangan agama bagi pihak keluarga.
Biasanya keluarga heroin yang selalunya baik, miskin dan berpegang kuat kepada agama, manakala keluarga hero sangat kaya, sombong, dan tak berpegang agama sangat.
Bukan main lagi sister-sister bagi hero to selalu pakai seksi bersama makeup yang terlalu tebal, walaupun duduk rumah saja XDDD
Yang ni aku rasa antara jenis drama yang terlebih-lebih XP
Biasanya keluarga heroin yang selalunya baik, miskin dan berpegang kuat kepada agama, manakala keluarga hero sangat kaya, sombong, dan tak berpegang agama sangat.
Bukan main lagi sister-sister bagi hero to selalu pakai seksi bersama makeup yang terlalu tebal, walaupun duduk rumah saja XDDD
Yang ni aku rasa antara jenis drama yang terlebih-lebih XP
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