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Next part up! Meet the rest of Rene's merry band as they go off to see the wizard!
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Wizard of OZ – PCA Style
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Rene rubbed his poor abused bottom as he walked down the road with Nigel. “For a second there I thought we were going to relive that scene from 'Evil Dead.'” He shuddered.
Nigel winced as he held one hand gingerly over his groin. “That was painfully unnecessary.”
As passed on the side of a wood they found what appeared to be a perfectly made statue of a scizor. “Huh. That seems a bit out of place here and...ow!” Rene yelped as Nigel whapped him.
“Don't play dumb...if you are playing. We all know where this is going so lets just go bloody get on with it.” Rene looked sourly at Nigel but moved closer to the scizor with him.
“Flesh...ies...” Penny grunted as they approached.
Nigel looked at her. “Out of W-40?” If Penny could move she would've bashed in Nigel's smirking face with one of her claws.
Rene bit his lip. “Well, you could try using that alcohol you're storing in your pocket. That could loosen her up....um, I mean use as a lubricant! I mean, err....no matter how I say this, its gonna sound weird isn't it?”
“That holds true of 90% of the things you say.” Nigel noted dryly. “And I don't know what you're talking about! I'm not carrying any—”
Rosa poked her nose under Nigel's skirt, wiggling her way under. She started arfing and barking as she stuck her nose in his pocket and sniffed. “Rosa seems to disagree with you.” Rene said mildly. “So what is it this time? Wine? Brandy? Turpentine?”
“It's SHERRY, you philistine.” Nigel harumphed. “And I'm not wasting it on her! I'm saving this for an emergency! When I encounter something I REALLY need to forget!”
Rene shook his head. “You said it yourself Nige: we know where this is going so lets just go and get on with it.” Nigel grumbled.
“Fine. Here.” And tossed his bottle of Sherry to Rene.
When he got over to Penny, Rene opened the bottle and with a small shrug, up ended it on her head. “Bottoms up!”
As the sherry poured over her stiff joints, Penny creaked and stirred, her claws opening and closing. She took one step forward. Then another. She slowly worked out her muscles and joints until she felt loosened up. “That's better.” Penny flexed. “Now then...if you two fleshies wouldn't mind, I'll just be on my way...”
“Wait!” Rene protested. “Wont you come with us to see the Wizard? He's going to give Nigel a brain! OW!” He yelped as Nigel thwaped him.
“HE IS NOT!” Nigel roared.
Penny crossed her arms and nodded. “Fresh out, huh? Anyway Browser I guess I might as well. Got nothing better to do. But no skipping!”
“…You guys are killing me.” Rene sighed as he headed down the road, flanked by Nigel and Penny with Rosa running around in front of them. The forest grew darker and deeper as the travelers went down the path.
Gulping nervously, Rene asked, “Y-you don’t think any w-wild animals live in here do you?” Nigel rolled his eyes.
“Get a grip Rene…and try to keep those ruby panties dry. There’s nothing scary in these woods!”
“BOO!” Penny leaned over and shouted in Rene’s ear.
“EEEEEEEEK!” He squealed in girlish terror, leaping a good six feet in the air and clinging to a tree branch as Penny sniggered with laughter below.
“HA!” She snorted, looking up...then regretting it. “Jeez Browser, those panties could outshine a lighthouse!”
Red-faced, Rene whimpered. “Can someone help me down?” Penny and Nigel looked at one another and started shaking their hands.
“Paper!” Nigel called out just as Penny shouted “Scissors!” Nigel paused, looking at Penny’s claw and then slapped himself in the face. “Oi.”
Penny shook her head. “Yeah…not the best showing for a psychic there.” Grumbling and cursing, Nigel extended a pair of vines and reached up to help Rene down.
“Nuuuu! Vines mean bad! Only bad!” Rene kicked his feet, gripping even tighter to the branch. The vines wrapped around his feet and started to tug.
“Dammit Rene, let GO!” Nigel grit his teeth as he pulled. The branch snapped with a CRACK! and brought Rene—and the branch—down on the poor garde’s head. “OOOF!” They landed in a pile. Rosa barked at them. “Feck.” Groaned Nigel.
Rene crawled off Nigel. “Sorry Nige. I just…panicked. What if there are luxrays or arcanines or ursarings or--”
“Don’t even finish that!” Nigel snapped, getting to his feet. “There is nothing in this fecking woods except for you, me, Penny and your dog!”
“HALT!” A sudden voice boomed from the forest.
Far from being impressed, Nigel merely looked annoyed. “The world just loves proving me wrong, doesn’t it?”
“You make it too easy.” Penny observed. A shadowy form loomed from between two trees.
“I…am the king of the forest.” The figure sure cut a regal form: Tall, broad-shouldered with a pair of large majestic antlers. Rosa poked her head forward and barked. The figure gave a sudden start and his left antler promptly fell off, proving itself to be a twig he held up to his head. “AAH!” He yelped.
Rene blinked. “Wait, Ducky? That you?” The stantler winced, shaking slightly as he stepped out of the shadows.
“H-hi Rene.” He stuttered, rubbing the back of his head.
“Who’s this?” Nigel groaned.
Rene explained. “He’s one of Nicole’s [Zuna] friends from the dojo. He’s okay. Just a bit…jittery.”
“Marvelous.” Penny crossed her arms. “Now that our little menagerie is complete, shall we get underway?”
Rene opened his mouth. “NO SKIPPING!” Everyone shouted in unison. Even Rosa let out a bark.
“Dammit!”
* * *
Wizard of OZ – PCA Style
* * *
Rene rubbed his poor abused bottom as he walked down the road with Nigel. “For a second there I thought we were going to relive that scene from 'Evil Dead.'” He shuddered.
Nigel winced as he held one hand gingerly over his groin. “That was painfully unnecessary.”
As passed on the side of a wood they found what appeared to be a perfectly made statue of a scizor. “Huh. That seems a bit out of place here and...ow!” Rene yelped as Nigel whapped him.
“Don't play dumb...if you are playing. We all know where this is going so lets just go bloody get on with it.” Rene looked sourly at Nigel but moved closer to the scizor with him.
“Flesh...ies...” Penny grunted as they approached.
Nigel looked at her. “Out of W-40?” If Penny could move she would've bashed in Nigel's smirking face with one of her claws.
Rene bit his lip. “Well, you could try using that alcohol you're storing in your pocket. That could loosen her up....um, I mean use as a lubricant! I mean, err....no matter how I say this, its gonna sound weird isn't it?”
“That holds true of 90% of the things you say.” Nigel noted dryly. “And I don't know what you're talking about! I'm not carrying any—”
Rosa poked her nose under Nigel's skirt, wiggling her way under. She started arfing and barking as she stuck her nose in his pocket and sniffed. “Rosa seems to disagree with you.” Rene said mildly. “So what is it this time? Wine? Brandy? Turpentine?”
“It's SHERRY, you philistine.” Nigel harumphed. “And I'm not wasting it on her! I'm saving this for an emergency! When I encounter something I REALLY need to forget!”
Rene shook his head. “You said it yourself Nige: we know where this is going so lets just go and get on with it.” Nigel grumbled.
“Fine. Here.” And tossed his bottle of Sherry to Rene.
When he got over to Penny, Rene opened the bottle and with a small shrug, up ended it on her head. “Bottoms up!”
As the sherry poured over her stiff joints, Penny creaked and stirred, her claws opening and closing. She took one step forward. Then another. She slowly worked out her muscles and joints until she felt loosened up. “That's better.” Penny flexed. “Now then...if you two fleshies wouldn't mind, I'll just be on my way...”
“Wait!” Rene protested. “Wont you come with us to see the Wizard? He's going to give Nigel a brain! OW!” He yelped as Nigel thwaped him.
“HE IS NOT!” Nigel roared.
Penny crossed her arms and nodded. “Fresh out, huh? Anyway Browser I guess I might as well. Got nothing better to do. But no skipping!”
“…You guys are killing me.” Rene sighed as he headed down the road, flanked by Nigel and Penny with Rosa running around in front of them. The forest grew darker and deeper as the travelers went down the path.
Gulping nervously, Rene asked, “Y-you don’t think any w-wild animals live in here do you?” Nigel rolled his eyes.
“Get a grip Rene…and try to keep those ruby panties dry. There’s nothing scary in these woods!”
“BOO!” Penny leaned over and shouted in Rene’s ear.
“EEEEEEEEK!” He squealed in girlish terror, leaping a good six feet in the air and clinging to a tree branch as Penny sniggered with laughter below.
“HA!” She snorted, looking up...then regretting it. “Jeez Browser, those panties could outshine a lighthouse!”
Red-faced, Rene whimpered. “Can someone help me down?” Penny and Nigel looked at one another and started shaking their hands.
“Paper!” Nigel called out just as Penny shouted “Scissors!” Nigel paused, looking at Penny’s claw and then slapped himself in the face. “Oi.”
Penny shook her head. “Yeah…not the best showing for a psychic there.” Grumbling and cursing, Nigel extended a pair of vines and reached up to help Rene down.
“Nuuuu! Vines mean bad! Only bad!” Rene kicked his feet, gripping even tighter to the branch. The vines wrapped around his feet and started to tug.
“Dammit Rene, let GO!” Nigel grit his teeth as he pulled. The branch snapped with a CRACK! and brought Rene—and the branch—down on the poor garde’s head. “OOOF!” They landed in a pile. Rosa barked at them. “Feck.” Groaned Nigel.
Rene crawled off Nigel. “Sorry Nige. I just…panicked. What if there are luxrays or arcanines or ursarings or--”
“Don’t even finish that!” Nigel snapped, getting to his feet. “There is nothing in this fecking woods except for you, me, Penny and your dog!”
“HALT!” A sudden voice boomed from the forest.
Far from being impressed, Nigel merely looked annoyed. “The world just loves proving me wrong, doesn’t it?”
“You make it too easy.” Penny observed. A shadowy form loomed from between two trees.
“I…am the king of the forest.” The figure sure cut a regal form: Tall, broad-shouldered with a pair of large majestic antlers. Rosa poked her head forward and barked. The figure gave a sudden start and his left antler promptly fell off, proving itself to be a twig he held up to his head. “AAH!” He yelped.
Rene blinked. “Wait, Ducky? That you?” The stantler winced, shaking slightly as he stepped out of the shadows.
“H-hi Rene.” He stuttered, rubbing the back of his head.
“Who’s this?” Nigel groaned.
Rene explained. “He’s one of Nicole’s [Zuna] friends from the dojo. He’s okay. Just a bit…jittery.”
“Marvelous.” Penny crossed her arms. “Now that our little menagerie is complete, shall we get underway?”
Rene opened his mouth. “NO SKIPPING!” Everyone shouted in unison. Even Rosa let out a bark.
“Dammit!”
* * *
<Ducky> W..wait?! How did I get stuck in this?
<Nicole> Our artist seemed to think you needed some love.
<Ducky> but what did I ever do to him ?!
<Nicolas> i ask myself that same question.
You two better stop or I'm gonna rethink that incest story arc.
*Nidorans scamper away like zubats out of hell*
<Nicole> Our artist seemed to think you needed some love.
<Ducky> but what did I ever do to him ?!
<Nicolas> i ask myself that same question.
You two better stop or I'm gonna rethink that incest story arc.
*Nidorans scamper away like zubats out of hell*
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