softmonkeychains (X+Y) The Awkward Weather Trio
by SoftMonKeychains
Fan Art / Digital Art / Drawings / Games©2014-2015 SoftMonKeychains
#groudon #kyogre #mega #oras #pokemon #primal #rayquaza #xy
Thought the series was only about the XY lovebirds? Ahahah no way let's do some "family" call eventually :D

Groudon
Gender: Female
Current residence: Cave of Origin, Hoenn
Nature/Characteristic: Rash / Strongely defiant
Movepool: Precipice Blades – Earthquake – Lava Plume – Bulk Up

Groudon was a bitch. Thousands of years ago she tempted to take over the world by very petty reasons that didn't concern world's conquer at all such as raise of production of Lava Cookies, Rage Candy Bars and deliberate sea food. But Primal Reversion doesn't pick cleverness and Groudon took advantage of that form to claim her whims, not giving two damns about nature balance by doing that. The contrast of ideas made her pick a fight with Kyogre, which obviously made a huge mess. However after being stopped by Rayquaza she retired (more like forever grounded) and now behaves like an old lady that gossips about the whole neighborhood about petty stuff with Kyogre.

Kyogre
Gender: Female
Current residence: Cave of Origin, Hoenn
Nature/Characteristic: Hasty / Quick tempered
Movepool: Origin Pulse – Ice Beam – Hydro Pump – Aqua Ring

Kyogre is another bitch. The world couldn't just be better back then. Not really. She also tempted to take over the world by equally stupid reasons like raise of production of Revival Herbs, Heart Scales (she eats them instead give proper use) and deliberate land food. Again Primal Reversion just make things even more awkward. Eventually clashed with Groudon as their whims were opposites and caused a huge mess everywhere. The catfight was interrupted by Rayquaza and then she retired and now lives with Groudon, as gossip partners.

Rayquaza
Gender: Male
Current Residence: Basically almost in Outer Space
Nature/Characteristic: Relaxed / Impetuous and silly
Movepool: Dragon Ascend – Extremespeed – Outrage – Dragon Dance

Rayquaza is a big, nope, a HUGE womanizer. However unlike his two equivalents, he does his job right though his reasons are different what humankind believes to be noble. Actually he basically only butts in Groudon and Kyogre's fights to flirt them but they don't give him two damns and the poor dragon got his ass kicked a couple of times before could archive his Mega Evolution. After finally managing to do it, he easily put them in the right place but gets dumped again despite the new make up :3 However knowing they would do the same mess again he snatched the orbs from them, preventing them to ever become Primal again. Now there's a problem, if that's even a problem: after mega evolving in that first time, for some reason he's now stuck in his mega evolved form permanently. But he doesn't care, he likes that look better!
Currently he lives above the world, commanding over Flying types, messing with the satellites in orbit of Earth as hobby (which pisses off the scientists and nerds responsible by them), sometimes descending to earth to visit his "relatives" and flirt the bitches.

Someday I will do an extra comic strip telling how this hoenn mess happened!

Curiosity: Just like in the games, most legendaries don't have a sex but identify themselves with a gender they feel more like.

Hey I was supposed to reveal the others legends of the series by generation order but heck take this as tribute to the release of ORAS which ended up not being just mere nostalgia juice like the previous remakes. Bravo GAMEFREAK you're learning! Now do the same fanservice to the XY's third installment next year or so :3