According to the generator, I was raised by sea otters, am a pirate (not sure how that would work since you'd have to be out of water), Wear the sea serpent's crown, have one of those angler fish glowy things, and have a sea-horse like tail, so I went with my favorite kind ( weedy sea dragon).
Oh, and apparently anything from my blood to my skin has healing properties to whom ever consumes it, which is not good considering all the predators on land and in sea. xD

Mom's on the left, about to engage in a 12 hour grooming session, and dad's on the right striking a pose.

Omg, I'm an underwater rudolph!