yeah this thing looks like crap so i'm working on a new one with more updated pics!
You might wanna read this! I know it's a lot to read but you'll benefit from it trust me!
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Yeah so i've decided to become a proper art whore at least till summer. Why? Because I'm currently broke as shit with five snakes and one (sometimes two) cat(s) to feed. The other animals are luckily herbivores so they can survive on the hay we harvested this summer. And my cat is currently driving me up the walls because I only have cheap dry food which he refers to as the ”nasty food” and refuses to eat. Instead he's wasting time and energy by screaming at me and poking me in the face until I give him some of the good food instead. Which I have zero of cuz it's expensive as shit.
Plus sometimes his stoner/catnip addict nephew comes to visit and Viiru is a fatty who eats like a fucking horse I swear.
Really fucking annoying so i've decided to turn here for some quick desperate cash so I can get this motherfucker to shut up already.
I really hope I'm not overpricing my shit here. I know my shit isn't the best shit that could be done here but hey I'm still learning bit by bit here and I'mma have to live off this for as long as I can.
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Yes I cuss like a motherfucker but that doesn't mean it's dangerous to commission me. I won't bite you I promise humans taste like shit.
Just send me a note and tell me what you want from this a la carte. Tho beware I'm a dense motherfucker so you gotta be very specific and please give me as many details as possible. And I'd also like to know as much there is to know about the character I'm about to draw because it's a lot easier for me if I know more about him/her/its personality and background.
Then you pay me so I can get started. Unless I know you from before I'd really prefer getting paid first cuz I gotta be honest; I don't really trust humans all that much. PAYPAL ONLY!
Then allow a couple of days (maybe even a week) for me to finish it. I usually work pretty fast nowadays and I might be done the same day if you've commissioned a Sketchy Sketch. But it's probably gonna end up better if I get some time on my hands to work on it you know C:
Oh and being a rude and pushy bitch or anything won't get you anywhere. So let's keep a polite tone when dealing with each other and I promise I'll keep the cussing down to a minimum C:
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And I should bring this up as well:
Yes I do draw porn and there's not much I wouldn't draw for money cuz that's how much of a prostitute I am. But there are some things that I'm not all too comfortable with and you can pretty much see the jist of it all up in the pic.
So yeah! Whatever you got bring it:
nudity, NSFW, pr0nz, softcore snuff, threesomes, S&M, tentacles, almost anything!
…..
But normal art is okay too! C:
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I do everything human, anthro and feral. tho i apologize in advance for the state of my humans.... i'm not good with those....
Any critter from reptiles, birds and mammals to aliens, dragons and your mom
But i do everything in my style and my way! It's not the best style or way but it's mine.
Time to explain what means what...
Sketchy Sketch - a lineart sketch like shown. Max three characters/sketches per drawing/commission!
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Headshot/bust - A headshot, bust or half body of 1 character with a simple one colored or textured background. If you want more then you can turn to the next commission grade.
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2-4 characters - Max 4 characters doing whatever with a simple one colored or textured background. If you want more than 4 characters it's +2$ for every additional character. Tho if you only want one character then you turn to the previous commission grade.
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Pinup - 1 racy character with a semi-detailed background/objects. Any gender is no-problemo; males, females, hermaphrodites, nongenders, cheese whatevs. I only do 1 character each pinup but if you commission more than one pinup pic you get the second one for only 5$ C:
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Something Naughty ( 20$ examples coming soon look in gally in the meantime) - 2-3 characters doing what they like to do best on a semi-detailed background! (another 2$ a head if you want an entire gangbang)
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Character + background - I really wish i had some more and better examples than those but i very rarely draw backgrounds..... anyway what you get here is a pic i'll put a lot of time and effort in by painting a detailed background as well. It's 1 character plus background and as usual it's another 2 bucks á head if you want more than one character.
Both daytime and nighttime scenes are okay and i'm pretty sure i can do any landscape you want.
***
So yeah! There you have it! If you got any questions I haven't brought up here or if anything isn't clear/is confusing cuz I'm so amazing at describing shit, then feel free to ask! As I said; I won't bite. Humans taste too weird.
And feel free to tell me if you want me to work with a certain color palette!
some of the art can only be found on either of my da accounts:
http://lordofthetroglodytes.deviantart.com/
http://kumabachi.deviantart.com/
THE CHARACTERS PICTURED IN THESE EXAMPLES BELONGS TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS
You might wanna read this! I know it's a lot to read but you'll benefit from it trust me!
***
Yeah so i've decided to become a proper art whore at least till summer. Why? Because I'm currently broke as shit with five snakes and one (sometimes two) cat(s) to feed. The other animals are luckily herbivores so they can survive on the hay we harvested this summer. And my cat is currently driving me up the walls because I only have cheap dry food which he refers to as the ”nasty food” and refuses to eat. Instead he's wasting time and energy by screaming at me and poking me in the face until I give him some of the good food instead. Which I have zero of cuz it's expensive as shit.
Plus sometimes his stoner/catnip addict nephew comes to visit and Viiru is a fatty who eats like a fucking horse I swear.
Really fucking annoying so i've decided to turn here for some quick desperate cash so I can get this motherfucker to shut up already.
I really hope I'm not overpricing my shit here. I know my shit isn't the best shit that could be done here but hey I'm still learning bit by bit here and I'mma have to live off this for as long as I can.
***
Yes I cuss like a motherfucker but that doesn't mean it's dangerous to commission me. I won't bite you I promise humans taste like shit.
Just send me a note and tell me what you want from this a la carte. Tho beware I'm a dense motherfucker so you gotta be very specific and please give me as many details as possible. And I'd also like to know as much there is to know about the character I'm about to draw because it's a lot easier for me if I know more about him/her/its personality and background.
Then you pay me so I can get started. Unless I know you from before I'd really prefer getting paid first cuz I gotta be honest; I don't really trust humans all that much. PAYPAL ONLY!
Then allow a couple of days (maybe even a week) for me to finish it. I usually work pretty fast nowadays and I might be done the same day if you've commissioned a Sketchy Sketch. But it's probably gonna end up better if I get some time on my hands to work on it you know C:
Oh and being a rude and pushy bitch or anything won't get you anywhere. So let's keep a polite tone when dealing with each other and I promise I'll keep the cussing down to a minimum C:
***
And I should bring this up as well:
Yes I do draw porn and there's not much I wouldn't draw for money cuz that's how much of a prostitute I am. But there are some things that I'm not all too comfortable with and you can pretty much see the jist of it all up in the pic.
So yeah! Whatever you got bring it:
nudity, NSFW, pr0nz, softcore snuff, threesomes, S&M, tentacles, almost anything!
…..
But normal art is okay too! C:
***
I do everything human, anthro and feral. tho i apologize in advance for the state of my humans.... i'm not good with those....
Any critter from reptiles, birds and mammals to aliens, dragons and your mom
But i do everything in my style and my way! It's not the best style or way but it's mine.
Time to explain what means what...
Sketchy Sketch - a lineart sketch like shown. Max three characters/sketches per drawing/commission!
***
Headshot/bust - A headshot, bust or half body of 1 character with a simple one colored or textured background. If you want more then you can turn to the next commission grade.
***
2-4 characters - Max 4 characters doing whatever with a simple one colored or textured background. If you want more than 4 characters it's +2$ for every additional character. Tho if you only want one character then you turn to the previous commission grade.
***
Pinup - 1 racy character with a semi-detailed background/objects. Any gender is no-problemo; males, females, hermaphrodites, nongenders, cheese whatevs. I only do 1 character each pinup but if you commission more than one pinup pic you get the second one for only 5$ C:
***
Something Naughty ( 20$ examples coming soon look in gally in the meantime) - 2-3 characters doing what they like to do best on a semi-detailed background! (another 2$ a head if you want an entire gangbang)
***
Character + background - I really wish i had some more and better examples than those but i very rarely draw backgrounds..... anyway what you get here is a pic i'll put a lot of time and effort in by painting a detailed background as well. It's 1 character plus background and as usual it's another 2 bucks á head if you want more than one character.
Both daytime and nighttime scenes are okay and i'm pretty sure i can do any landscape you want.
***
So yeah! There you have it! If you got any questions I haven't brought up here or if anything isn't clear/is confusing cuz I'm so amazing at describing shit, then feel free to ask! As I said; I won't bite. Humans taste too weird.
And feel free to tell me if you want me to work with a certain color palette!
some of the art can only be found on either of my da accounts:
http://lordofthetroglodytes.deviantart.com/
http://kumabachi.deviantart.com/
THE CHARACTERS PICTURED IN THESE EXAMPLES BELONGS TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS
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