Who are you to draw me non-grumpy!? Even worse, me doing the face I do, whenever someone opens the cookie jar? I just can't decide whether I am falling into a pit of d'awww or whether I am becomig sick. You monster, you! Who is going to take me serious, now?

Did anyone took you serious before? Come on, you might look grumpy, but you are as sweet as candy on the inside! And, I can say, I love your cream filling

Gee, blind guy, don't talk about cream filling! You know what it always makes me think of, you dirty bastard!

Of doughnuts? Or maybe dog nuts?

wolf in this case

I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GRUMPY AT ALL!!!

Isn't him the cutest thing ever?

of course he is!

Shoo scally-butt, he is mine!
Grrrrr!!!

Scaly-butt is the best butt!

Ladies, ladies, kick the brake! There is more than enough love left for every butt! W-wait a minute, that sounded wrong. No, actually, that should be okay, too.

Hey, hey, hey, didn't anyone teach you to share? Come oooon, don't be so egoistic, blind guy!

Nuh. Only mine!
*grabs you by the tail*

Hey, watch out there, no tail grabbing in public, you pervert!

*gives you the bigggest hug ever*
Nope. You are mine!

Typical... I didn't want any of you anyway. Savage is more my type. :v

Just because those people won't overstrain your tiny lizard-brain with their intellect. Not that I can't act uncivilized and brutal, too, but I still have too much brain for you, I'm afraid. :3

...¬¬ My brain is normal, okay?!

Maybe for someone of your height, yes.

I'M NOT SHORT, GODAMMIT!

No, no. of course you are not short.
here, let me give you a hug
*arms misses you over your head*

GRRRR....!! Stop it, you two!

Do you think we should stop, Blindy? I don't know, I kinda don't want the little guy to start crying, you know?
Can we keep him, instead? I always wanted a cute, little pet! I think we can improvise on the 'cute' part! :>

Cute? Nah. It would need too much efort to call him that. What about, just... "thing"?
And, why not, of course we can keep him!
*pats Fahl's head*

.................................¬¬"""""""""""""

*gives a few steps away from the two wolves and disappears, creating a blue blow*

Isn't him a cutie, Fenny? He thinks he can go away!
*draw a little symbol with chalk on the ground, then lits it up using Fen's zippo*
I call forth the forces of the abyss!!!
*Huge tentacles burst from the ground*
Go fetch Fahl for me, okey? And, please, try to bring him AND his cloths this time. NOW GO!

*a blue glow appears in front of you, Fahl being held by the tentacles*

DAMN! NO FAIR!

Oooh, Fahlyboy. Screaming "no fair", after teleporting is not really fair either, is it? *Ruffles through your hair with a mischievous chuckle*
You should be grateful Blindy indirectly allowed you to return clothed, I couldn't even think of what he'd do otherwise. Consider this an act of... friendship. Yes, that should describe it perfectly. If you promise not to run off again, we'll let you get off the tentacles, before they, well, you know exactly what I mean, tehehehehehe...
And if you show proper behavior, I may grand you access to the cookie jar, every once in a while.

Oi, Blindy, do you think we need any safety measures for this one? A GPS-tracker or something? Maybe a leash? No, no, better not a leash, that'd give people the wrong idea...
As if he was a slave. "Slave" is such an evil word. I prefer "tax-free worker with free access to board and lodge".

"Tax-free worker blah blah blah", Yeah. Right. Now come on, get these things off me! Or I'll teleport again. ¬¬

Some people, these days... V_V Nobody appreciates the antagonist's speeches, anymore. I wish I could go back to the 40's. People had respect for lengthy monologues, back then! But nooooo, these modern 'good guys' have no time anymore, all everyone wants is just quick-quick, kick bad guy, save princess, gaaaaah... *sigh*

You have heard the dragon, monster, release him! But carefully! It is not in my interest to hurt him!

*the dragon is released by the monster and he stands up, taking the dust off his coat and pants*

Yeah. Now what? You two are gonna mock me again for being compact?! *crosses his arms impatiently*

Of course not! We just like to joke around, isn't it, Fenny?
*pats you on the shoulder*
What about we all get a big bowl of ice-cream?
And, come on, Fahl, you are not *that* small. You are just well suited for japanese apartments!

...¬¬ I think I don't wanna eat anything sweet right now... And I have a barbecue party to go. See ya around, fluffbutts. *shows tongue*

*grabs tongue, pushes it a bit and let it go, making a snap sound in your face*
Watch your manners!

Agh! *covers his own mouth after being released* Don't touch my tongue, dammit!

Your tongue will be the least problem, when he discovers how nicely you can pull these horns. *Points on top of your head*
Consider this a friendly warning. He can be a very playful, little puppy, when he discovers new toys.
Believe me, I had to suffer from that horror, myself.

So, if I pull on then, does it bothers you?
*start pushing around on Fahl's horns*
Yipyip, fly, my mighty steed!

Blindyyyyyy, leave him be, please. You know the last one ran away because you made life living hell for him! I can't afford getting new pets all the time because you can't behave, god dammit!

starts gnawlng on Fahl's horn
He tastes like chiken!

And, he won't run away. You will not let me play around with him too much this time. What happened to our last pet dragon again?

The one who nearly set the house on fire because you kept trying to ride on him like some horse and provoked them over and over? Or the one who fled because you turned them crazy, when you thought that feeding them flammable stuff or abusing them as fire-source OOOORRR abusing them as a cat tree was funny? Or the one whom you bit a little too rough on the neck, so they had to see a doc and used the opportunity to never come back ever again? Or do you mean the poor dragon whom you pushed off a cliff, after glueing their wings to their back, "just for fun"?
Let's not begin with those whom you abused as pillows and... unspeakable other toys.

Argh, lemme go, you two! Don't. Touch. My horns! I HATE it! *gives a few steps away from you two* AND I AIN'T NO CHICKEN!

Uuurgh... I don't have more time to waste here -_-

Tentacles, please, teach him a lesson.

....that...cuteness...is that really Fenrir? You want to kill me with your cute pics?

hard to believe, isn't it? In the end, Fenrir is a really cute puppy!

I known it