<--- This guy.Always pokes me on skype to inform me of the INCREDIBLE WORKOUT he just did. As if trying to lord his superior physique over me like some sort of douchey beach bully!
Okay! You wanna be a douche rat? I WILL MAKE YOU THE PERFECT DOUCHE RAT!!!!
Okay, let's see...
Sunglasses... Check.
Absurd hair gel... Check.
Sweater tied around neck... Check.
Tight black shirt... check.
Barbed wire tattoo... Check.
DUDEBRO language... Check.
Bluetooth headphones... Check.
Duckface-selfie on his spray-tanned snooki-esque girl... Check.
You're good to go, ya rat bastard!
Category All / All
Species Rat
Size 1088 x 822px
File Size 365.9 kB
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