For a certain someone that I know.

"I'm so hungry that I could eat a zebra!"
*laughs* "We're fresh outta zebra."
"Any antelope?"
"na-da."
"Hippo?"
"Nope. Listen kid, you live with us you have to eat like us." *walks around* "Hey, this looks like a good place to rustle up some grub."
*moves log*
"Ewww. What's that?"
"It's a grub, what's it look like?"


Slimy yet satisfying.