Step 1. Start with a condom you just got done filling after a night with your significant escort that your partner doesn't know about.
Step 2. Give it some spikes and shit, no one will want to do a paternity test if they think they'll get injected with babies if they touch your condom.
Step 3. Give it legs and a tail so that when you wish upon a star and give it the gift of life it will have means of transportation to spread your seed among childrens birthday parties everywhere.

Dear god Drayk >D

HEY KIDS.. GOT MILK!
No? YOU WANT SOME?

Those poor children never knew what hit them....

Bringing the Milkstache BACK IN STYLE!

Omg ;A;

*gasp* oh.. *pant* my g-god... *inhale* I can't.. On a scale from 1 to even *gasp* I can't even...

Can you make your own? :) These are so super cute!!

sorry closed species only >D I offer adopts and custom designs though for them? <3

<333 :3!!

"Imagine avocados for arms and potatoes for thighs" oh my god ;3;

:D