Tom was your typical tourist on an island, drunk, buying goofy trinkets and tshirts. He caught the attention of one of the island's witch doctors. He approached the loud mouth college boy and attempted to sell him a watch. No sooner had Tom tried to speak that the native swung the watch back and forth sending Tom into a trance. He began to crouch down in obedience. His tongue rolling out and then growing longer and longer until it was more than the length of his body. His body became wet and slimey, colorful, his back streaked in blacks, oranges, and yellows. His arms as blue as the seas and spotted. He croaked as his fingers grew longer and a thin membrane grew between them all. His throat enlarged with each ribbit, ribbit, ribbit! The witch doctor smiled and led Tom to the local sanctuary where he would be on display for all to see! Tom just smiled and ate crickets all day!