My first major re-upload from my main account on DA. this guy is Kalgante. sort of my main character on my main profile. I added a background since then to get rid of the bland white that i had there before.

Age: Presumably around 5, though nobody, including himself, really knows.

Height: 4ft

Weight: 50 lbs

So, what the numbers represent.

1. That's just Kal himself standing in a neutral pose. not sure what he is,some sort of black imp.. cat... money... space bunny thing

2. These are Kal's gigantic ears that offer incredible hearing and can also grab and hold things like a pair of extra hands.

3. Kal's long four pronged purple tongue that is a bit longer than his body. this can also be used to grab, hold, and wrap around things.

4. Kal tends to shift between walking upright and on all fours. he can run remarkably fast when on all fours.

5. Kal has a set of large, sharp teeth that he swears are designed for eating ice cream.

6. Kal has the ability to swallow things significantly larger than himself thanks to his remarkably stretchy body.

7. Just to showcase Kal's fondness for ice cream.

8. if Kal explodes for one reason or another. usually from swallowing something highly explosive, his head seems to always survive and will quickly form a grub-like body that will eventually grow limbs and return him to normal.

9. just a few of Kal's common expressions. he's usually very cheery but can be annoyed and angered fairly easily. his moods tend to change quickly.

10. good times :y

Kal is very unpredictable. rambunctious and fun loving sort who can be convinced to do almost anything if there's ice cream involved. though he has a tendency to be rude, he can be fairly polite and typically appreciates anything others do for him. He is also quite friendly unless offended by you, then he can be quite mean. Kal usually has an over abundance of energy which he will spend by running around wildly, climbing on this, or annoying other people. He also has a fairly easygoing attitude and will only be flustered by specific things. when not bouncing around like crazy, Kal can also be pretty pretty lazy and will sleep pretty much anywhere.

the term "good times" is fairly prevalent in Kalgante's vocabulary, though what those "good times" are can be pretty difficult to determine as it seems to cover a wide array of random things, many of which most would not consider to be good times. most commonly they are referring to when he eats ice cream or he's going out to do something fun with a friend. however, he also has a taste for chaos and considers wide spread pandemonium to be good times, especially when it results in some form of harm to him. this isn't because he's a masochist or anything, but rather, the trill that comes from this stuff that translates to good timed. he can also be convinced to do things by telling him it will be good times. you can always tell when Kal is having these good times when he bears the :y face.

when it comes to abilities, Kal is virtually indestructible. though he can be blown up by ingesting enough explosive material, it never seems to keep him down, and he's usually liable to do it again. he also has an extremely stretchy body which can hold a fairly extensive amount of objects. his limbs will also adapt to any excess weight he may be carrying. he typically uses this ability to turn objects into projectiles to later be launched at something... or someone. he'll also use this to transport things that he wants to bring home. Kal is also a remarkable climber, able to climb nearly anything at incredible speeds though use of his claws, quick muscles, and prehensile limbs and tongue. his claws and fangs also serve to quickly tear at opponents before either jumping away or being knocked away. he can also deliver a fairly powerful donkey kick. in the event that he latches onto something, he's extremely difficult to remove by force.

if you were to ask Kal what he is, after a brief pause of him spacing out, he'd probably tell you "I'm a Kalgante" :y. in truth he really has no idea what he is, or where he came from as he was separated from his home planet at an early age. these days however, he spends his time living in a tree and hanging out with friends... to which he really only has a couple. he's also got a pet bat to keep him company. to make money, Kal often takes on a paper route. though he usually causes disaster when he does them, he can to them extremely quickly.

Kal owns what is a literal magic marker. if he writes something onto something, what he writes will become that. for example, most of his appliances are crudely made cardboard versions of what they're supposed to be. by writing words such as 'microwave' or 'oven' onto them, they will magically begin to function as such.

something else to note about him is that Kal has a strong disdain for squirrels. though nobody is completely sure why, it is presumably because they tend to wander into his "house" uninvited and mess with his things. he will often refer to them as freeloaders and will use the term "squirrel" so describe people who offend him. he even has a book for a system of "untrusting" where he will write down the names of people he doesn't trust. though trust rarely has anything to do with it, it's more of a way to keep track of people who made him angry. it serves no real purpose, though he believes it to be offensive to those that he "untrusts" to tell him that he's gonna not trust them.

anyway, that's Kal, a bit of a weirdo but he's mah boi :V