Unlike the Waspy Leader of a Fleet of Pirates, Noodle is *very* bad at being a pirate! A sack of assorted goods tied to his back (the kind of goods that litter Elder Scrolls Games), and a happy yet unruly shark to ride. Hang tight, Noodle! D:

I actually loooove the ocean...Well, enjoy it being there. Salt water feels too sticky to me though, and it's just so...Biggg! I like smaller lakes better! <333