One of my sonas, Teitus (Tay-EE-Tuss).

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Species: Ii

Sexuality: Bi

Seme/Uke?: Mainly Uke, sometimes Seme

Abilities: Dismemberment (His hands and legs are artificial), Skilled marksman, Super Human Strength, 47 MPH running speed, Macroingurgitation (He can swallow larger things whole w/o much consequence)

Weaknesses: Bedwetter (rarely), A bit too polite and naïve, Big-time Gerontophobe, Not very cunning, and easy target

Size: 5'9", 157 lbs

"Size": 10.2" long, 1.75" wide

Likes: Eating, Video Games, Caring for others, Being cared for by others, Getting "involved", Underwear (Don't ask him. He'll get pissed.)

Dislikes: Being unwillingly eaten, Assholes, Rape, "Skeleton Warriors", Waste of any kind, Being checked (You know ehat I mean), Overly large/small body parts, Pears, Being naked for no reason, and people trying to detach or otherwise mess with his robotic limbs. Jeez, those are fragile.

Tenrus Ishu Tuss'k is a member of the Ii, a plantigrade canine-like race with an almost triangular muzzle, shorter tails, and proportionally large sclera. While they are not inherently territorial, they will not hesitate to attack or even kill if an individual or someone they care about needs help badly.
The Ii race hail from the planet of Cam'lem and its 9 moons, situated at the edge of the Small Magellanic Cloud. The Cam'letian Government actually bought the rights to a majority of the planets of the Orion and Scutum-Centaurus Arm, meaning that the Ii technically owns the rights to planet Earth, as well as the rest of the Solar System. Earth is notabale to the Ca'letians for being the only planet with sapient life in a 11 light year radius due to its hostile location in the Galaxy. Since buying Earth gives them more access to cool shit like deep-fired Hostess Cupcakes and Nintendo, the Ii naturally decided to open secret trade routes to one another, sharing technology and weaponry together.
When the Ii colonies of the Milky Way Galaxy's Scutum-Centaurus arm were at war with the Aa-it'russk colonies from the Cygnus arm, Tenrus volunteered to join the fight to protect his race. He left his mother, father, and 7 y/o sibling behind to train in the art of combat.
Of the 2,000 Ii enrolled every year at the infamous training facility Urulu, only around 700 survive past the first month. Tenrus was given a metaname, a government assigned nickname that worked to conceal a soldier's true identity. From that day forward, his full name would be shortened to become the name he sticks with even today: Teitus.
Once at Urulu, he had his forearms and most of his legs amputated and replaced with cybernetics to make sure that during intense fluctuations of gravity none of the blood were to drop from his body to his limbs. These prosthetics can support up to 400 lbs of weight, extend outwards up to 3 feet, and even detach. Once removed from his body, Teitus can still feel and manipulate his own limbs, allowing easy access to out of reach items within a 50 yard radius.
It turned out though that losing his arms and legs provided much more trouble than you would previously think. You see, most of the sensory & bodily functions of an Ii's body aren't just stored in the brain, like a normal humans. Instead, they are spread out all over. Once the nerves in the left arm stop working, for example, their gag reflex disappears.
Since all of Teitus's limbs were cut off, he lost the ability to regurgitate his food, taste sour foods, and the ability to... well... contain himself. Now suffering from mild incontinence, the soldiers of Cam'lem must now wear military-grade Defensive Intaking Apparatuses for Practical or Emergency Resting, or D.I.A.P.E.Rs. These crinkly death nappies are bulletproof, waterproof, fire-resistant, and contain two holsters near the back padding. In them are two very nasty suprises, both in the form of dual-wielded handguns. Teitus created these two mini-shooters on his own by fusing one pair of Kruger 98s and another pair of 08 Lugers. Together, these weapons may not seem all that intimidating, but actually are quite useful in a tight situation.
Teitus wields a modified FN P90 PDW, which fires charged plasma shots instead of bullets, and can even function as a chargeable grenade launcher; The longer the trigger is held down, the farther the bomb flies, and the longer the detonation time.
Another heavy weapon he uses (albeit rarely) is the Long Range Acoustic Shockwave Emitter, or LRAE for short. This weapon is over half the size of Teitus and is very heavy. Its main purpose is to fire either a continuous stream of infrasound, or short but incredibly powerful pulses of acoustic shockwaves at a much larger obstacle, such as tanks or large walls. The cannon immediately calculates the resonate frequency of the target right before, so it always severely weakens the target's structure to the point where only a few strong punches could shatter it into pieces.
There's also his weapon of choice, Sken. Sken is a sword composed of a Neodymium-Copper alloy. This is a magnetic sword that can be electrically charged. It even has coils inside, allowing a simple flick of the wrist to turn it into a deadly, 13 ft. long taser-whip. And while it is his go-to weapon in melee combat, it is the only one of his weapons he has yet to fully master. It seems to have a mind of its own, and can react to his brain wave patterns to preform complex maneuverabilities that no other swordsman can make it flow in given its whip-like structure.
It is one of Teitus's most prized posessions, gifted to him by one of his late army buddies before dying of an unknown illness during training. Inscribed in the blade's crossguard are the words, "sil do jaaril fent lahney nau wah jaaril vorey." It is said that not even the smith who forged the blade over a thousand years ago knows the true meaning of these words.