xD Thats so messed up

Okay, now that was unexpected, but it gave me a good laugh

Welp

I'm sorry *gives you a wet nap*

That face, pure horror

YOU ARE MOST WELCOME

That's how you get a rash down there. XD

Rub his nose in it!

not a bad suggestion

That's the way you treat dogs when they make a mess. You rub their nose in it.

More like "that's the way degenerates treat dogs when they make a mess"
Doing such thing doesn't teach dog anything, and can only make him sick, very sick in worst case. Even lead to death.

Obviously you've never had a dog. When they make a mess and you catch them in the act, you have to do that right away or else they learn that "it's okay to do it right here." as the scent in that location.

I had many dogs, and still have them, along with other pets. What's obvious there, that you have no idea of proper dog training, and use old "but my grandma does that" methods.

How about "tried-and-true" method that has been proven to work and before you ask about the years of life of the pets I've had, most (both cats and dogs) lived past 14 years old with little need to visit the vet and lived HAPPILY. As "backwards" as it seems, it worked while proper (by your terms) dog-training failed.

They did have their rough-starts (as with any animal), but once they learned the right way, they never forgot.

Methods such as rubbing a dog’s nose in his elimination, putting vinegar in his mouth, or spanking him may only make him hide where he eliminates.It can also cause him to become aggressive toward people or animals of lower status – children, smaller or older pets – or to become so withdrawn and fearful he doesn’t want to be around you and forgets how to play.

Just because your dogs somehow stopped, is not thanks to this method, it's just coincidence. Rubbing the dog's nose in his feces does nothing to teach dog where to properly eliminate. Nor does it enhance the trust or the relationship between the owner and the dog. This will teach your dog to fear you, and he may hide when he has to "go". It’s way too late when dog did it on the floor, and there is no way for your dog to understand why you’re acting the way you are toward him
It is much kinder and efficient to teach your dog the rules of the house proactively via a thorough and clear housetraining program.

Also, bacterias in feces can cause infection of dog's nose, dog can also inhale it so deeply, that it will get to lungs, causing infection which can even kill.

Also - "Tried-and-true"
It's proven that killing human will get rid of all his problems, problems he causes, etc, but normal people dont do this, they use other, way better techniques, that are PROVEN, not "tried and true"

lol

Things just escalated beyond the "real" level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q54lVO7elt0

YEEEEEEEEES LOL.....



though....can't get that out of my head now....since I know who you are talking about....and your face in the background like "NUUUUUUUUUUUU DATS MIEN"

That's gross.... Looks like spring cleaning came early?

Your gecko may have claimed everything in your apartment, but, I just saved 15% on Car Insurance by switching to Geico.

they dont have balls. they are hemmipeen bulges

leopard gecko

they do. its called scenting. males will do it when put in a new environment. they are rubbing their scent on places to establish that this is "their space"

I love that face

yikes, not cool

WTF...???