Aaaahhaha... Another Christmas present for a friend :V

A friend of ours a while back wanted to run a high-mortality Star Wars DnD campaign in which we all play Sith, and we're like, hell, why not? So we created a pool of ready-to-go player characters (so when one died, we could quickly pick up another), and generally ended up making a ton of retarded (often literally) level 0 joke characters, including stars such as Fluffums the Ewok, Black Steve (who actually wasn't black-skinned), White Steve (who <i>was</i> black-skinned), and Hutt Buttface the Sullustan, a morbidly obese elderly male prostitute whose spirit animal was the Hutt :V Despite his horrific Str and Con scores and being one-hit in his very first combat, he was actually a pretty baller healer/buffer/debuffer character, quickly became the party favourite and became the official Face of the New Sith Empire 8D Here he is in our pimpin' Sith shuttle, which I can only assume had a disco ball in it.

Here's his MtG card: http://sta.sh/03ys8wt9bm

Merry Christmas Steve! (the real one, not White/Black Steve :V)