Meet my octopus girl, her favorite colour is red so things could get a bit complicated if she were ever to find out humans bleed red.

"What do you mean humans bleed red, not blue like me?"
"...ah no"
"Cool! Let's test it out!"*sound of ripping flesh*
"Umm... Humans also can't grow back limbs, that guy might need his foot back"
*screaming in background*
"You can't grow back limbs? But it's super easy! Here I'll show you" *more ripping flesh* "Stop screaming already, you need to concentrate to grow it back."
*screaming dies down, sputtering and finally silence* "Hmm... He just wasn't trying hard enough. Let's find another!"

Or something like that... Its not her fault though, shes mildly sadistic and extremely curious. She also has all the properties of an octopus scaled up to a human, so you wouldn't stand a chance against her. Isn't she adorable? =)

Character and art by me
Please don't copy or steal.