It's Always Dinosaur Time
by l2edPanda
Digital Artist
11 years ago
Guys, I'm cycling between hyperventilating, dancing, choking up, and hyperventilating some more.
Looks something like this.
I'VE WAITED FOURTEEN YEARS FOR THIS,
AND ON JUNE 12TH IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING.
IT IS HAPPENING.
I've shamelessly been watching this trailer all day, and I really only watch from 0:16 and on.
THE MUSIC STARTS, AND THEY'RE ON THE BOAT.
THEY'REONTHEFREAKINGBOATGUYS AND THE BOAT SAYS ISLA NUBLAR
ISLA FREAKING NUBLAR.
BACK TO THE ISLAND FROM THE FIRST MOVIE HHH.
AND THE MUSIC.
THIS MUSIC, GUYS.
OH MAN JUNE 12TH HOW AM I GOING TO LIVE WAITING FOR THIS.
THE MOTHERFUCKING ENTRY IS ON A MONORAIL
AND THE GAAATTTEESSS
FUCKIN' KING KONG STYLE GATES AND HAMMOND'S ORIGINAL DESIGN AND THE LITTLE FLAMES ON THE SIDES.
THEY HAVE SIX FLAMES JUST LIKE THE FIRST MOVIE.
THE PARK
IS OPEN
AKJDF;SKDJFK;D
I TRIPPED OVER MY MINI SPACE HEATER EARLIER EVEN THOUGH I HAD WATCHED THE TRAILER ABOUT THIRTY OR SEVENTY TIMES I HAVE TO STOP WHAT I'M DOING AND LOOK UP AND I DIDN'T STOP WALKING ACROSS THE ROOM AS I WAS GLUING MY EYEBALLS TO THE SCREEN AND TRIPPED ON THE HEATER AND DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK THAT MY TOE WAS SAVAGELY CRUNCHED I JUST NEEDED TO SEE THOSE WORDS.
FREAKING SAFARI-RIDE STYLE GALLIMIMUS EXHIBIT
"THEY'RE FLOCKING THIS WAY" ;SDJF
AND THE CRETACEOUS CRUISE GUYS IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT THE GREEN AND THE BLUE.
TECHNICALLY THIS ISN'T CRETACEOUS AT ALL IT'S LATE JURASSIC PERIOD DINOSAURS BUT WHO FUCKING CARES THAT WATER IS SO BLUE.
THOSE BEAUTIFUL STEGOSAURUS BABS AND THAT APATOSAURUS I LOVE YOU, YOU LITTLE FLAT-HEADDED LONGNECK CUTIE.
AND THE GYROSPHERE WHAT A FUCKING GENIUS IDEA IT'S LIKE A HAMSTER WHEEL FOR DINOSAUR VIEWING ENJOYMENT SKLDJF
LOOKIT THOSE BRACHIOSAURS. GENTLE GIANT PRECIOUS FACES HHH
AND WE'RE ON THE METRO AGAIN AND THERE'S THE LAGOON AND THE VIEWING STADIUM HOLY SHIT THE METRO TRAVELS RIGHT OVER THAT WATER DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHATS UNDER THERE I MEAN DAMN
Kinda sad about the dead Great White.
BUT FUCKSAKE, THAT PAUSE IN THE MUSIC GIVES ME CHILLS AND YOU KNOW SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
AND THERE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING MOSASAUR.
SPECIFICALLY,
THE TYLOSAURUS.
WHICH IS ABOUT TEN FEET SHORTER THAN THE ACTUAL MOSASAURUS BUT I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL THAT THEY DIDN'T JUST GO FOR THE BIGGEST OF THE MOSASAUR SPECIES LINE. AND TYLOSAURUS ISN'T A DINOSAUR TECHNICALLY IT'S A REPTILE HOW COOL IS THAT. EVEN THOUGH HE/SHE DIDN'T HAVE A FORKED TONGUE LIKE THE SPECIES SHOULD, I THINK IT'S PERFECT.
TYLOSAURUS WAS ALSO IN THE JURASSIC PARK GAME GO PLAY THAT RIGHT NOW WHILE YOU WATCH THE TRAILER ON REPEAT.
AWW YYEEAAHH SPIELBERG MY BOYYY
FUCKIN' HELICOPTERS
FUCKIN' AMBER SAMPLE BUSINESS
SEXY REDHEAD SCIENTIST LADY BREAKIN' ALL THE RULES HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
GENETIC STUFF.
CAUSE' YOU KNOW WHAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
LETS TAKE FOUR ANIMALS AND SMUSH THEIR DNA TOGETHER TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE MURDER MACHINE.
LETS GIVE IT T-REX'S SIZE AND POWER,
VELOCIRAPTOR'S INTELLIGENCE, SPEED, AGILITY, AND KILLING CLAW/DEXTROUS HANDS,
HELL- THROW IN SOME POISONOUS DEATH ADDER SNAKE
AND FINALLY WHY NOT,
CUTTLEFISH DNA SO IT CAN MOTHERFUCKING BLEND INTO IT'S SURROUNDINGS.
SO NOT ONLY IS IT THE SMARTEST AND LARGEST BAD MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S ALSO POISONOUS AND INVISIBLE.
LETS CALL IT DIABOLOUS REX.
OR D-REX FOR SHORT.
CAUSE WE JUST INVENTED THE DINOSAUR DEVIL.
AWWW SHHIIITTT SHE SOUNDS LIKE GODZILLA OH MAN D-REX STOP BEING SO BADASS.
FFFF CHRIS PRATT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE HOT AND A VELOCIRAPTOR TRAINING BEHAVIORAL SCIENTIST WHO HAS COMMON SENSE.
AND YOU RIDE A MOTORCYCLE GETOUTOFHERERIGHTNOW
NO GET OUT OF THAT ELEVATOR WITH YOUR SEXY VEST THING.
OH MAN THOSE CLAW MARKS SHE MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS ALL YOUR ASSES ARE GRASS. FORTY FEET HIGH WALLS AND SHE SCALES IT LIKE IT'S NOTHING SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US D-REX I MEAN SHIT.
FFFF OMINOUS QUOTES AND BONES AND CHRIS PRATT
FUCK I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE SUMMER
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINGS THAT BLOODY RIPPED HAT IS HORRIFYING? FORREAL THAT SHIT GIVES ME THE JEEPERS CREEPERS
EVACUATE THE ISLA-- OH WAIT IT'S TOO LATE SHIT'S HIT THE FAN
DO YOU GUYS SEE THE RESTRICTED AREA MAP BEHIND THE SCIENTIST LADY?
I THINK THAT'S EITHER PART OF THE ISLAND THEY COULDN'T CONTAIN/TAME THE DINOSAURS SO THEY JUST BUILT A WALL OR IT'S WHERE D-REX HAS ESCAPED INTO AND IS WREAKING TOTAL HAVOC.
AAAANND THEN THEY COMPLETELY KILLED MY ALREADY OVERBEATING HEART BY PLAYING THAT HAUNTING SLOW VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL THEMESONG A;LSKDJF;DFS;DFJ
BROKEN GYROSPHERE GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
NO, ME NEITHER.
BUT MY GUESS IS IT WAS THE POD THE BOYS WERE IN AND D-REX ESCAPED INTO THE HERBIVORE HABITAT LOOKING FOR FOOD TO HUNT AND SLAPPED AROUND THEIR POD FOR A WHILE UNTIL IT GOT BORED.
AND IT HAS THE NUMBER SEVEN ON IT. IT'S FUCKIN' POD NUMBER SEVEN AW YISSSS
FUCK YEA SHE'S A HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ANIMAL, YOU'RE A HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE VELOCIRAPTOR BEHAVIORAL SPECIALIST.
I THINK THAT'S A TOOTH AND DAMN THAT IS ONE BIG ASS TOOTH.
BLOOD DRIPPING IS NEVER A GOOD THING, NICE TO KNOW YOU DUDE.
SOMETHING HAD TO BE CHASING THEM OFF OF THAT WATERFALL CLIFF AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS WHY CAN'T I JUST SEE IT RIGHT NOW
AND I THINK THE GUY GETTING DRAGGED THROUGH THE JUNGLE IS THE GUY WHO HAD BLOOD DRIPPED ON HIM BUT I DON'T KNOW. I NEED TO KNOW ALL OF THIS I JUST NEED A COPY OF THE FILM IN MY HANDS RIGHT NOW PLS.
YEAH YOU FUCKED UP, PRETTY SCIENTIST LADY.
LOOK AT DIABOLUS' CHUNKY LITTLE LEGS AND I THINK SHE HAS THUMBS THEY FUCKIN' GAVE HER THUMBS.
FFFFFFUUUUCCCKKK LOOKS LIKE THE POWER'S OUT NOW
AND THEY THREW MARGARITAVILLE IN THERE GUYS DO U EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT PLACE ;KSDJF;SKDJF SKDFJ
WHAT THE BALLS ARE THEY RUNNING FROM I BET IT'S NOT DIABOLOUS BECAUSE SHE CAN'T BE THE ONLY THING SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE.
I'M SURE IT WON'T HAPPEN BUT I KIND OF GOT THIS AWESOME/TERRIBLE IDEA THAT 'WHAT IF THE TYLOSAUR HAD A PLACE WHERE IT'S LAGOON SORT OF BUTTED UP TO SOME GUEST-ACCESSIBLE LAND AREA, LIKE A RESTAURANT PATIO OR STREET. AND SHE FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE HUGE WAVES BY JUMPING OUT OF THE WATER AND BACK INTO IT AND THE WAVES WOULD CRASH ONTO THE LAND AND PEOPLE WOULD BE SWEPT BACK INTO THE WATER AND SHE WOULD EAT THEM'
I FIND THAT ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.
FUCK YEAH WHOEVER YOU ARE RUN.
MAN THIS BEAUTIFUL SLOW THEME SONG MAKES ME CRY GUYS BUT HOLD ON BEST PART EVER IS COMING UP HERE IT IS OH SHIT IT'S SO AMAZING JUST CHECK THIS OUT
LOOK AT THEM.
LOOK
AT
THOSE
RAPTOR
BABS
PRECIOUS LITTLE SCREECHING BABIES JUST TAKING THE FUCK OFF LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE AND HELL THEY PROBABLY COULD OWN THE PLACE IF THEY WANTED TO.
;SKDJF;OAWIED RAPTORS RUNNING ALONGSIDE THEIR HUMAN-DADDY JUST SQUEAKING AND GROWLING AND SCREECHING AND MAKING AN ATTACK FORMATION I SWEAR THEY ARE GOING TO USE THOSE TRAINED RAPTORS TO ATTACK THE DIABOLOUS AND I JUST KNOW SOME OF THEM ARE GOING TO GET HURT/KILLED AND I AM GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT RIGHT THERE IN THE THEATRE.
AND THE TWO IN THE FRONT JUST
JUST FUCKING LOOK AT EACH OTHER LIKE 'U GOT THIS?' 'YE I GOT THIS' AND DART OFF AHEAD. THEY COULD CATCH SOMEONE GOING MOTORCYCLE-SPEED BUT THEY WON'T BECAUSE HE PROBABLY RAISED THEM AND THEY PROBABLY LOVE HIM AND MAYBE SINCE HE'S SEMI-FAST ON THAT MOTORCYCLE THEY KIND OF LOOK AT HIM AS ONE OF THEIR OWN. LIKE A SLIGHTLY DUMBER, PINK, SOFT, HARMLESS LITTLE BROTHER.
JUST CRUISIN THROUGH THE JUNGLE ON MY MOTORCYCLE WITH BY VELOCIRAPTOR CREW NO BIG DEAL.
If it's not painfully obvious,
I am going to die before June 12th, crushed under the sheer weight of my need to see this movie.
Outside of the trailer, it has been stated that there will also be: T-Rex, Ankylosaurus, a botanical prehistoric forest you can hike through, an observatory underground for the Tylosaurus (like in the game), a petting zoo with herbivorous dinosaurs, an aviary (likely holding Pteranodons or Dimorphodon), viewable egg-incubating area, Baryonyx, Edmontosaurus, Microceratus, Metricanthosaurus, Pachycephalosaurus, Parasaurolophus, Suchomimus, & Triceratops
Art ©
Looks something like this.
I'VE WAITED FOURTEEN YEARS FOR THIS,
AND ON JUNE 12TH IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING.
IT IS HAPPENING.
I've shamelessly been watching this trailer all day, and I really only watch from 0:16 and on.
THE MUSIC STARTS, AND THEY'RE ON THE BOAT.
THEY'REONTHEFREAKINGBOATGUYS AND THE BOAT SAYS ISLA NUBLAR
ISLA FREAKING NUBLAR.
BACK TO THE ISLAND FROM THE FIRST MOVIE HHH.
AND THE MUSIC.
THIS MUSIC, GUYS.
OH MAN JUNE 12TH HOW AM I GOING TO LIVE WAITING FOR THIS.
THE MOTHERFUCKING ENTRY IS ON A MONORAIL
AND THE GAAATTTEESSS
FUCKIN' KING KONG STYLE GATES AND HAMMOND'S ORIGINAL DESIGN AND THE LITTLE FLAMES ON THE SIDES.
THEY HAVE SIX FLAMES JUST LIKE THE FIRST MOVIE.
THE PARK
IS OPEN
AKJDF;SKDJFK;D
I TRIPPED OVER MY MINI SPACE HEATER EARLIER EVEN THOUGH I HAD WATCHED THE TRAILER ABOUT THIRTY OR SEVENTY TIMES I HAVE TO STOP WHAT I'M DOING AND LOOK UP AND I DIDN'T STOP WALKING ACROSS THE ROOM AS I WAS GLUING MY EYEBALLS TO THE SCREEN AND TRIPPED ON THE HEATER AND DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK THAT MY TOE WAS SAVAGELY CRUNCHED I JUST NEEDED TO SEE THOSE WORDS.
FREAKING SAFARI-RIDE STYLE GALLIMIMUS EXHIBIT
"THEY'RE FLOCKING THIS WAY" ;SDJF
AND THE CRETACEOUS CRUISE GUYS IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT THE GREEN AND THE BLUE.
TECHNICALLY THIS ISN'T CRETACEOUS AT ALL IT'S LATE JURASSIC PERIOD DINOSAURS BUT WHO FUCKING CARES THAT WATER IS SO BLUE.
THOSE BEAUTIFUL STEGOSAURUS BABS AND THAT APATOSAURUS I LOVE YOU, YOU LITTLE FLAT-HEADDED LONGNECK CUTIE.
AND THE GYROSPHERE WHAT A FUCKING GENIUS IDEA IT'S LIKE A HAMSTER WHEEL FOR DINOSAUR VIEWING ENJOYMENT SKLDJF
LOOKIT THOSE BRACHIOSAURS. GENTLE GIANT PRECIOUS FACES HHH
AND WE'RE ON THE METRO AGAIN AND THERE'S THE LAGOON AND THE VIEWING STADIUM HOLY SHIT THE METRO TRAVELS RIGHT OVER THAT WATER DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHATS UNDER THERE I MEAN DAMN
Kinda sad about the dead Great White.
BUT FUCKSAKE, THAT PAUSE IN THE MUSIC GIVES ME CHILLS AND YOU KNOW SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
AND THERE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING MOSASAUR.
SPECIFICALLY,
THE TYLOSAURUS.
WHICH IS ABOUT TEN FEET SHORTER THAN THE ACTUAL MOSASAURUS BUT I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL THAT THEY DIDN'T JUST GO FOR THE BIGGEST OF THE MOSASAUR SPECIES LINE. AND TYLOSAURUS ISN'T A DINOSAUR TECHNICALLY IT'S A REPTILE HOW COOL IS THAT. EVEN THOUGH HE/SHE DIDN'T HAVE A FORKED TONGUE LIKE THE SPECIES SHOULD, I THINK IT'S PERFECT.
TYLOSAURUS WAS ALSO IN THE JURASSIC PARK GAME GO PLAY THAT RIGHT NOW WHILE YOU WATCH THE TRAILER ON REPEAT.
AWW YYEEAAHH SPIELBERG MY BOYYY
FUCKIN' HELICOPTERS
FUCKIN' AMBER SAMPLE BUSINESS
SEXY REDHEAD SCIENTIST LADY BREAKIN' ALL THE RULES HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
GENETIC STUFF.
CAUSE' YOU KNOW WHAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
LETS TAKE FOUR ANIMALS AND SMUSH THEIR DNA TOGETHER TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE MURDER MACHINE.
LETS GIVE IT T-REX'S SIZE AND POWER,
VELOCIRAPTOR'S INTELLIGENCE, SPEED, AGILITY, AND KILLING CLAW/DEXTROUS HANDS,
HELL- THROW IN SOME POISONOUS DEATH ADDER SNAKE
AND FINALLY WHY NOT,
CUTTLEFISH DNA SO IT CAN MOTHERFUCKING BLEND INTO IT'S SURROUNDINGS.
SO NOT ONLY IS IT THE SMARTEST AND LARGEST BAD MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S ALSO POISONOUS AND INVISIBLE.
LETS CALL IT DIABOLOUS REX.
OR D-REX FOR SHORT.
CAUSE WE JUST INVENTED THE DINOSAUR DEVIL.
AWWW SHHIIITTT SHE SOUNDS LIKE GODZILLA OH MAN D-REX STOP BEING SO BADASS.
FFFF CHRIS PRATT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE HOT AND A VELOCIRAPTOR TRAINING BEHAVIORAL SCIENTIST WHO HAS COMMON SENSE.
AND YOU RIDE A MOTORCYCLE GETOUTOFHERERIGHTNOW
NO GET OUT OF THAT ELEVATOR WITH YOUR SEXY VEST THING.
OH MAN THOSE CLAW MARKS SHE MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS ALL YOUR ASSES ARE GRASS. FORTY FEET HIGH WALLS AND SHE SCALES IT LIKE IT'S NOTHING SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US D-REX I MEAN SHIT.
FFFF OMINOUS QUOTES AND BONES AND CHRIS PRATT
FUCK I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE SUMMER
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINGS THAT BLOODY RIPPED HAT IS HORRIFYING? FORREAL THAT SHIT GIVES ME THE JEEPERS CREEPERS
EVACUATE THE ISLA-- OH WAIT IT'S TOO LATE SHIT'S HIT THE FAN
DO YOU GUYS SEE THE RESTRICTED AREA MAP BEHIND THE SCIENTIST LADY?
I THINK THAT'S EITHER PART OF THE ISLAND THEY COULDN'T CONTAIN/TAME THE DINOSAURS SO THEY JUST BUILT A WALL OR IT'S WHERE D-REX HAS ESCAPED INTO AND IS WREAKING TOTAL HAVOC.
AAAANND THEN THEY COMPLETELY KILLED MY ALREADY OVERBEATING HEART BY PLAYING THAT HAUNTING SLOW VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL THEMESONG A;LSKDJF;DFS;DFJ
BROKEN GYROSPHERE GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
NO, ME NEITHER.
BUT MY GUESS IS IT WAS THE POD THE BOYS WERE IN AND D-REX ESCAPED INTO THE HERBIVORE HABITAT LOOKING FOR FOOD TO HUNT AND SLAPPED AROUND THEIR POD FOR A WHILE UNTIL IT GOT BORED.
AND IT HAS THE NUMBER SEVEN ON IT. IT'S FUCKIN' POD NUMBER SEVEN AW YISSSS
FUCK YEA SHE'S A HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ANIMAL, YOU'RE A HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE VELOCIRAPTOR BEHAVIORAL SPECIALIST.
I THINK THAT'S A TOOTH AND DAMN THAT IS ONE BIG ASS TOOTH.
BLOOD DRIPPING IS NEVER A GOOD THING, NICE TO KNOW YOU DUDE.
SOMETHING HAD TO BE CHASING THEM OFF OF THAT WATERFALL CLIFF AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS WHY CAN'T I JUST SEE IT RIGHT NOW
AND I THINK THE GUY GETTING DRAGGED THROUGH THE JUNGLE IS THE GUY WHO HAD BLOOD DRIPPED ON HIM BUT I DON'T KNOW. I NEED TO KNOW ALL OF THIS I JUST NEED A COPY OF THE FILM IN MY HANDS RIGHT NOW PLS.
YEAH YOU FUCKED UP, PRETTY SCIENTIST LADY.
LOOK AT DIABOLUS' CHUNKY LITTLE LEGS AND I THINK SHE HAS THUMBS THEY FUCKIN' GAVE HER THUMBS.
FFFFFFUUUUCCCKKK LOOKS LIKE THE POWER'S OUT NOW
AND THEY THREW MARGARITAVILLE IN THERE GUYS DO U EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT PLACE ;KSDJF;SKDJF SKDFJ
WHAT THE BALLS ARE THEY RUNNING FROM I BET IT'S NOT DIABOLOUS BECAUSE SHE CAN'T BE THE ONLY THING SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE.
I'M SURE IT WON'T HAPPEN BUT I KIND OF GOT THIS AWESOME/TERRIBLE IDEA THAT 'WHAT IF THE TYLOSAUR HAD A PLACE WHERE IT'S LAGOON SORT OF BUTTED UP TO SOME GUEST-ACCESSIBLE LAND AREA, LIKE A RESTAURANT PATIO OR STREET. AND SHE FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE HUGE WAVES BY JUMPING OUT OF THE WATER AND BACK INTO IT AND THE WAVES WOULD CRASH ONTO THE LAND AND PEOPLE WOULD BE SWEPT BACK INTO THE WATER AND SHE WOULD EAT THEM'
I FIND THAT ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.
FUCK YEAH WHOEVER YOU ARE RUN.
MAN THIS BEAUTIFUL SLOW THEME SONG MAKES ME CRY GUYS BUT HOLD ON BEST PART EVER IS COMING UP HERE IT IS OH SHIT IT'S SO AMAZING JUST CHECK THIS OUT
LOOK AT THEM.
LOOK
AT
THOSE
RAPTOR
BABS
PRECIOUS LITTLE SCREECHING BABIES JUST TAKING THE FUCK OFF LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE AND HELL THEY PROBABLY COULD OWN THE PLACE IF THEY WANTED TO.
;SKDJF;OAWIED RAPTORS RUNNING ALONGSIDE THEIR HUMAN-DADDY JUST SQUEAKING AND GROWLING AND SCREECHING AND MAKING AN ATTACK FORMATION I SWEAR THEY ARE GOING TO USE THOSE TRAINED RAPTORS TO ATTACK THE DIABOLOUS AND I JUST KNOW SOME OF THEM ARE GOING TO GET HURT/KILLED AND I AM GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT RIGHT THERE IN THE THEATRE.
AND THE TWO IN THE FRONT JUST
JUST FUCKING LOOK AT EACH OTHER LIKE 'U GOT THIS?' 'YE I GOT THIS' AND DART OFF AHEAD. THEY COULD CATCH SOMEONE GOING MOTORCYCLE-SPEED BUT THEY WON'T BECAUSE HE PROBABLY RAISED THEM AND THEY PROBABLY LOVE HIM AND MAYBE SINCE HE'S SEMI-FAST ON THAT MOTORCYCLE THEY KIND OF LOOK AT HIM AS ONE OF THEIR OWN. LIKE A SLIGHTLY DUMBER, PINK, SOFT, HARMLESS LITTLE BROTHER.
JUST CRUISIN THROUGH THE JUNGLE ON MY MOTORCYCLE WITH BY VELOCIRAPTOR CREW NO BIG DEAL.
If it's not painfully obvious,
I am going to die before June 12th, crushed under the sheer weight of my need to see this movie.
Outside of the trailer, it has been stated that there will also be: T-Rex, Ankylosaurus, a botanical prehistoric forest you can hike through, an observatory underground for the Tylosaurus (like in the game), a petting zoo with herbivorous dinosaurs, an aviary (likely holding Pteranodons or Dimorphodon), viewable egg-incubating area, Baryonyx, Edmontosaurus, Microceratus, Metricanthosaurus, Pachycephalosaurus, Parasaurolophus, Suchomimus, & Triceratops
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AND YES. GIVE ME A REASON TO LOOK FORWARD TO SUMMER.
"I err... need a shower..."
YYYAAAAASSSSSSS
IS THIS FOR REAL?
8D
FOURTEEN YEARS OF WAITINGNNGKDS;
THEY BETTER NOT DISAPPOINT
AHMUHGAWD THIS IS HAPPENING QAQ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES ALL THIS, I am SO excited for this. At first I was a bit nervous about a few things,
But the more I thought about it the more excited I got, I just want June to hurry up and get here already.
QAQ I JUST WANT TO GUSH ABOUT EVERYTHING, JUST CHRIS PRATT + RAPTORS FUCKKYESS,
NOW I CAN'T HELP BUT PICTURE HIM WITH TINY BABY RAPTORS AND TAKING CARE OF THEM
like a mama henAnd on another note you draw beautiful raptors omfg *A* they look amazing. AHH just love everything about your comment and picture.
Oh man thank you so much for this huge compliment ;A;
And i love the rapters lol best dinosoar out there !!!
The first JP is my all time favorite forever. It's my childhood. It's the movie that started me drawing. AW.
But to be honest. I hate the D-Rex -_-; It's so B-Movie Clishee...Urg.
Let's see how it looks. Maybe it's at least nice to look at ._____.
(So glad they didn't went for the Human/Dinosaur hybrids, even if i liked the conceptart for those...)
THEY BETTER NOT SCREW IT UP.
THEY'VE HAD FOURTEEN YEARS.
Well this is the concept for D-Rex so far:
http://nerdreactor.com/2014/11/28/d.....urassic-world/
http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/diabolus-rex-dissecting-the-d-rex-jurassic-world-s-new-terrifying-dinosaur.jpeg?width=880&height=662 (older, could be a concept design)
I like the idea of her, but maybe that's because I love everything about JP and they would have to SERIOUSLY do some dumb crap for me to be against it.
(Oh man I know! The velociraptor hybrid was straight up terrifying, those eyes. The Triceratops reminded me of what you would see in a Marvel character.)
YESYESYESYES.
Just remember to breath now and then, you'll scare the raptors. They're like puppies, giant, pack hunting, "release the hounds", "who let the dogs out", bad ass dinosaur, puppies.
"What could possibly go wrong?"
SPOOPY TIME
I WILL THROW THIS AT ALL OF YOU AND WE WILL WEEP IMPATIENTLY TOGETHER
I NEEEEDDDD ITTT.
And there are only two books to re-read, ONLY TWO. AND ONLY THREE MOVIES I NEED THE FOURTH NOW.
But yeh, there isnt enough :U at least mr.tv on AMC channel likes JP marathons as well ;u;
Sad that the writer for JP has passed away though, picked off by cancer. :C
Yeah, I've never really been one to be a movie critic. There are movies and genres I am not interested in, but if I love something I'm usually just 1000% fangirling all over it rabidly D8
I hope so too!
Thank you so much for this link XD. I kept having to manually repeat the trailer at that section to try to fully comprehend the grandeur I was witnessing.
I SAW THE TRAILER LAST NIGHT AND ALMOT DIED
I CANT BELIEVE ITS FINALLY HAPPPEEENNNIIINNNGGGG
MM
ITS GOING TO BE THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
SO MANY YEARS OF WAITING AND ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!
but then IT WAS REAL @ 0@
For years they kept teasing us, and finally it's HAPPENING. ;A;
Reading this was just the thing I needed to start my day. Thank you.
THE EXCITEMENT IS REAL.
Why are they going to the island of hell after the shit in San Diego happened?
"Shark attacks happen when I swim into their territory. OH WELL I'M STILL GONNA GO SWIM INTO THEIR TERRITORY." And then people are shocked and offended when shit goes wrong. They knew it could happen- they just wanted to believe otherwise.
I think that's the same dynamic of Jurassic Park.
neverforget.jpg
*coming in from work* =_= God I am so tired, ugh I should check my messages real quick though.
*click click, sees dinosaurs* Oh *clicks dinosaurs, sees video link, watches video link*
=_= ._. o_o O_O OWO FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
YYYAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
/clicks
AND FOR A MOVIE I AM SCARED TO EVEN THINK ABOUT--
YOU made me amped for it and AND I WAS GETTING READY TO DRAW CHRIS ON A MOTORCYCLE WITH HIS VELOCIRAPTOR GANG.
But no really. I hope I am at full health enough by then so I can watch the movie(s) to get background enough to the point I won't hide under a blanket or feel like I am about to die from startled heart syndrome or something. Aaah. Or have nightmares. I mean, c'mon it was like..Wow. 1993... Huh. 21 years ago. Eugh. Means I saw it at least when I was four... SOO.. 17 years ago? SURE. I s-should be fine.
But no really I am shaking and trembling because of all that ENERGYCO I drew from just your words aaaah
Huff. HUFF.
/;-;
I can't wait for it to come out ;u;
Also, I thought they were going to combine T-Rex and Velociraptor DNA for their Jason Voorhees dinosaur hybrid too XD
The first is the classic, but the third was almost my favorite! I love the second island introduction, the rescue-mission/kidnapping idea, the scrabbling of being separated and not having any form of transportation for most of the film. I also loved the introduction of new dinosaurs, the vibrancy, the trials, and the effects/clarity of the visuals.
But then again, I usually don't watch movies critically. I immerse myself in the plot and don't pick things apart or compare it to other films. Jurassic Park was the first movie I remember seeing when I was two/three, and I've been hooked ever since. They've kept Spielberg, Crichton, and Horner all involved through the series so the foundation was solid as far as I was concerned. (Crichton did pass during the writing and development of this script, but he was present for part of it.)
And now that I've waited fourteen years, I couldn't be more excited for the fourth :D
OOOOH MY GOD
-flips a complete shit to the parents and goes out to grab my DVDs of the past 3 films and preps for a Jurassic Marathon-
ITS ABOUT FLIPPEN TIME!!! OOOH GOD
OOOH GOD
OAO
ASDFGHJHGFDFHVBK
ALL THE TRILOGY MARATHONS IN THE MEANTIME
Ahhh D-rex. Priceless.
Though I think the whole motorcycle thing at the end- more like OMFG SCREW THE FLESHY RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN D-REX IS GUNNA GET US D:
and then there's Pratt... mmm yes thank you for casting him :D
Seriously though a genetically modified dino... wtf was she thinking?!
Watch the Nostalgia Critic's review of Jurassic Park to understand xD
What? WHat IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!
Chris Pratt is going to be a bigger legend than Chuck Norris with a few more movies like this.
Fuckin'...cute raptor babies hhhh <3
As for Man-Made Mutant Mega Dino, that's what I call the new hybrid... because it sounds like "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
I can't wait!!
JUNE 12TH GET HERE NOW.
The first thing to cross my mins when I saw the giant hamster-ball thingy was:
"Hey look, a T-rex soccer ball-- filled with meat-treats."
Seriously, at what point will billionaire investors start to think: "Golly, maybe making a theme park around a large amount of poorly understood and incredibly dangerous creatures is a BAD idea."?
Incidentally, have you ever seen some of the pieces people had made for Fluffy Raptors designs?
Raptors with feathery fluffiness.
Seriously, they are disturbingly cute.
I love the Jurassic Park movies, and I am so glad that this one is coming
out 2 days before my birthday! My fiance already promised me we're gonna
see it for my birthday lol.
The raptors are my favorite dinosaurs, too! :P
Keep up the great work.
AND HELL YE, YOU GO SEE THEM DINOSAURS. BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER.
SO MADE, THEY MAKE A TRAILER AND EXPECT US TO WAIT THIS FRIGGIN LONG FOR IT LIKE FFFFFFF!!!!!
Wish I lived closer to you! We could go gush and scream at tue screen together!!!!
Omfg
Also please forgive me for not reading your entire rant XD
I am excited for how excited you'll be once the movie is out!
I'm pretty excited as well
I SCREAMED SO LOUD.
ok, now that that's over with, seriously though, I'm not really so interested in the jurrassic park remake. but I'm a cynic.
And 'her' is a drawing of me, and my 'park' is definitely not open. Nor do I appreciate your comment on that fact.
Fantastic opinion, not sure why you took the time to make a sexual comment AND pessimistically state your opposing view on something I and many others are excited about. As entitled as you are to your own stance, I can't imagine what is gained by going out of one's way to disagree. I don't recall asking for critiques on the film.
Infact- I would think you would have avoided this image altogether, especially commenting, if you did not agree.
Normally I would overlook something like this- but seeing as the entirety of your statement seems grossly unnecessary, I am more than unamused. Do not comment on my page or submissions again with inappropriate, unwelcome commentary. And if you see fit to respond to this immaturely, I will block you.
Hopefully it won't come to that. Because I'm sure you're a swell dude and outside of this first-impression irking comment, would be a great conversationalist. I also hope that you see this as a polite request and not a personal attack.
I wouldn't say I"m that great of a person. I'm pretty terrible. but I usually try to be more thoughtful with my words and comments. this was definitely a poor demonstration, and I hope that it doesn't leave any permanent bad impression.
as for my opinion on jurrassic world; I didn't mean anything judgemental abouy people who do like it. it's just my personal opinion about that film. has nothing to do with how I feel about people who like it or are interested in seeing it. I just meant to hop into the discussion, even if it's on a topic about something I'm not particularly interested in. in other words, I meant it as a neutral statement. some people like vanilla ice cream, and some people liek rocky road. likewise, some people like monster movies, and other people prefer romantic comedies. I just was trying to be included.
I really appreciate you taking my response so well. It's very easy to be embarrassed by being 'called out' like that, and I apologize if I was incredibly blunt. I've found that when I don't address what I feel are 'overly suggestive' comments immediately- huge problems develop from them afterwards. Usually from the user who said them assuming that I was interested in them and accusing me of 'leading them on' with my silence.
A strange reaction, but I've learned rather quickly to be 100% upfront.
That being said, I'm sure you meant no harm. And I'm also sure that a huge percentage of this site (artists and nonartists alike) are perfectly okay with comments like that. It's really just a matter of how a person receives them.
Honestly, your flexible comment back is enough for me to not be the least bit bothered by any of the previous stuff. Not that you need my forgiveness or anything, but what I'm trying to say is that on my end I have no hard feelings.
And thank you for explaining your opinion on the movie. Sometimes people mean things negatively and nastily, but I can clearly see now that you are simply not interested in it. Not that you are bashing it in any way.
I'm glad that I was able to make amends. :) I don't always have the best empathy, so I don't always "get" people so well. I often feel like I'm speaking an entirely different language.
Also after watching the trailer I HAD to watch this afterwards... repeatedly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMlJvq8oRVA
Let's try our best to not die of anticipation before the time of its release then we can chat up a vicious storm about our viewing experiences and it will be rad. <3
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
Also, your raptors are gorgeous. ;3;
Wish I wasn't in the hospital or I'd be seeing it at midnight or some such but this art
conveying my same emotions helps!!!
I only wish they made the impossidino part spinosaur just because I have such a soft spot for them.