Villains of evil, heed or words!

Lest you fall to our might!

I am Charlie! Shape-shifting hero of justice, and keeper of peace in this land!

And I am Corey! Hybrid of Wolf and Man, and protector of whomever I see fit!

AND TOGEHTHER WE SHALL DEFEAT YOU!!

So anyone who wishes to cause chaos and destruction, be prepared to fight!

And anyone who doesn't, stay out of the way, or die! Either way, I won't care!

..........Dude. Seriously?

What? I'M not the hero here. I'm just the anti-hero, so what do I care?

But still, that's a little harsh.

Sigh, fine. And to anyone who doesn't, we swear to protect you! There, is that better?

A million times better. Thank you.

I swear, I don't know how you good-guy types do it all the time.

We just grin and bear it. Besides, someone's gotta stand up for our peeps.

Yeah, whatever....

Charlie -  ElementalFurries

Corey - Me