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Related to the Rene Moving Saga....what happens when Nicole finds out the good news? And is it all good for her?
Category Story / Pokemon
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File Size 74 kB
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Good & Scary News
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One day, not long after René broke the news of his imminent move to Johto, his teammate Sam found René's girlfriend Nicole standing off by herself. “Hey Nicole. How're you holding up?”
Tugging on a chain with the ring René gave her, Nicole mumbled insincerely. “Fine. Just nervous about the math exam. Numbers are evil.”
The scyther nodded. “Yeah, math blows....but you're full of crap nido-girl. You miss fuzzbutt, don't you?”
She clutched the ring tightly with one hand, waving her other dismissively. “Well yeah, but I understand what's going on. I'm ok... I guess.”
Noisily, Sam went “Coughcoughbullshitcoughcough!”
Nicole blinked right at Sam. “What? You think I miss him that much. The way he's always going around smiling and hugging everyone. The way he repels his pants every time he bends over...the way he...THIS SUCKS!!” Sam put an arm around the nido.
“Yeah kiddo....it does.”
She slouched forward. “... I mean I finally find a guy that likes me that isn't afraid that I can out lift him or fight him...that actually makes me feel...y'know special...and he just leaves.”
Surprisingly, Sam gives Nicole a hug. “It isn't like he has a choice you know...”
“I know... I know...” She sniffled, trying not to cry. “Its that jerk of a father. The nicest thing he ever did was help make René, and its the only reason I haven't torn his arms off. He wants to hate nidos, I'll give him a reason.” She growled under her breath.
“He hates poison types in general, you know....and ghosts, dark-types, psychics....he's a bigot. Just...he isn't worth it, you know?” Sam patted the nido's face. “Hey, you don't have to put up the brave front with me.” She rubbed her head “...he loves you, you know. Don't ever doubt it. Don't ever forget it.”
Nicole had been tearing the entire time. “Sam...I know its not a personal thing. He's an ass always will be an ass, and I hope he suffers for it. And I love René. I really do. For Celebii's sake I promised I'd wear a pink dress for his birthday. ME! In a dress! If that isn't love, tell me what is.”
Sam signed, holding Nicole. “You two were made for each other. I'm so sorry girl. You two deserve to be together forever.”
“Right now I'd settle for one of his special hugs.” Nicole muttered. “They always seem to cheer my ass up.” She snickered. “Especially when he tries to nuzzle my chest. I can't believe I miss that.”
“Neither can I. He really did that?” Sam asked with a snort. “Heh, I can only imagine what cheers your ass up.” Nicole bopped Sam in the arm.
“Oh look who's talking. I can always tell when Emily has had her daily dose of scyther. Her tail wags hard enough to be considered a weapon.”
Snorting, Sam just laughed. “Heh, well weapon isn't the right word it's used better as a....” She was mercifully interrupted by her cell phone ringing. She answered it. “Hello? Hey fuzzbutt!”
Nicole's ears shot straight up and her tendrils twitched. “René! Lemme talk!” Pretending to ignore Nicole, Sam went on.
“What's that? You want to do WHAT with Nicole? I don't know if she's the phone sex type...”
“What?!” She seemed tunned for a second. “Sam come on...”
Snerking, Sam gave Nicole the phone. “He's all yours.”
“René? René! Um....Whats up? I miss you too....” Nicole snerked. “And no I will not have phone sex, just so you know. You'll just have to wait till you get back for the real thing...”
Static crackled, obscuring most of René's voice on the phone. “Nic--*** I haven't le*** It looks like I ma**** ave to move. Faith and ***** my mo**** so I'm **** oving!”
“... I miss you too...” Nicole sighed, missing most of that. “What about Faith?....grumblegrumbledamnverisongrrr...René?”
René sounded excited but barely audible. “That's what I *****ing to tell you! I'm ******-ving! My mo*********” Then he cut out.
“.... I think he said something about moving his mom...thats bizarre.” Nicole said, hanging up.
Sam shrugged in agreement. “Weird.”
A few minutes later Nicole's cellphone rang. “Arg this better be important!” She grumbled as she answered with an impatient, “Hello?!”
“Nicole?” René asked, a bit confused about the harshness of her voice. Nicole flushed.
“Um René...Hi...sorry about that.” She poked Sam's arm to stop her snickering. “We got cut off. Where are you?”
“Here!” He chirped happily.
“...where here?” She asked, a little densely.
“Here! At home! I'm NOT MOVING!!!” Nicole's eyes widened and her jaw dropped....as did the phone as she stood still as a statue, leaving Sam to talk.
Sam had to dive to catch the phone “--GEEZE! Nicole you pinhead!”
“...he...he's staying.” Totally forgetting he's still on the phone, Nicole grabbed Sam by the shirt. “MY furry girly is STAYING!!!!!” She shook Sam like a bobble head.
“NNIIIICCCCOOOOLLLE! PHOOOONNNE!” Sam shouted as she was shaken.
Her eyes popped as she blushed red to the ear tips. “...Sorry Sam...” She apologized weakly before gently taking the phone. “Sorry. So you're staying? Really?”
On the phone, René squealed excitedly. “You bet your spotted butt I am!”
Nicole started wiping tears from her eyes. “It'll be your but if you say that again.”
René snorted. “Promises promises Nicole.....but you'll never guess WHY I'm staying!”
“...They heard about your hugging addiction.” She sniffled loudly really trying not to cry out of sheer happiness. René just made a rude noise over the phone, a tongue razzing.
“No....MOM'S back! She's awake!!!” Nicole was certainly surprised.
“That's GREAT! Man I can't...how...When!”
“It was really amazing it was....Faith's parents...they....” René grew too excited to form a coherent thought. He just giggled a lot and took a deep breath. “....whoo, oh that reminds me....Mom wants to talk to you.
“M..me?” Nicole was lost for words. “.... um...uh...” She looked to Sam for help. “WhatdoIsay?”
She shrugged. “Say you'd be happy to meet René's mom....you don't want to make him think you don't like her, do you?”
Nicole gulped. “S..sure. I'd like to meet her. If its alright.”
“Of course it is!” René exclaimed. “Don't you think I want two of my favorite girls to get together? Don't worry, mom will LOVE you....incidentally, did you say anything to mom while you were watching her? Back before she woke up?”
“...Just that my mom remembers her..that she looked really great in her video and that I was practicing Sunny Day...” Nicole was too embarrassed to say that she also asked if it was ok that she really loved René's hugs, and that she called him the best boyfriend she ever wanted.
Unaware, René merely went “Oh okay....just thought I'd ask. She mentioned wanting to meet you since she remembered everything said to her when she was in the coma...weird, huh?”
Nicole almost lost the phone, but Sam caught her before her legs gave out. “Sh...she does??”
Oblivious to her reaction, René went on. “Yeah....she mentioned that, then she said how much she really wanted to meet you. I guess she liked what you said to her!”
Nicole went very white and wide-eyed. “Oh. I...” She double slapped herself. “I'll head over as soon as class is done ok?”
“Okay! Thanks! Love you Nicole....so glad I'm not going to lose you. Mwah!”
“I'd track you down first,” She grinned weakly. “Love you too.” She smooched her phone. René phone kissed her back before hanging up. There was a pause and then--
“...Nidogirl you are SO boned!” Sam snorted.
“I'm gonna meet René's mom....” Nicole whispered, then started to panic. “WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO!!!” She grabbed Sam, shaking her. “WhatamIgonnawearI'llsmelllikecabageI'mnotgirlyenoughforthisI'mabrick...” Her babbling came to an abrupt halt as she was smacked by Sam. “...you hit me?”
“Damn right I did! Your panicking like a silly little girl with a crush! Dammit, you're Nicole Zuna! Stop acting like a vapid airhead!”
Nicole stood up straight and took a rreeeally deep breath. “Ok... I'm back... Thanks Sam.”
Sam nodded in acknowledgment....and thwaped Nicole on the head again.
“What was that for?!” Nicole demanded, rubbing her sore head.
“That? That was for funsies.” Sam snickered as she walked off. “Have fun meeting René's mom!”
Nicole stood floored, still close to panicking. “What am I gonna do?!”
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Good & Scary News
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One day, not long after René broke the news of his imminent move to Johto, his teammate Sam found René's girlfriend Nicole standing off by herself. “Hey Nicole. How're you holding up?”
Tugging on a chain with the ring René gave her, Nicole mumbled insincerely. “Fine. Just nervous about the math exam. Numbers are evil.”
The scyther nodded. “Yeah, math blows....but you're full of crap nido-girl. You miss fuzzbutt, don't you?”
She clutched the ring tightly with one hand, waving her other dismissively. “Well yeah, but I understand what's going on. I'm ok... I guess.”
Noisily, Sam went “Coughcoughbullshitcoughcough!”
Nicole blinked right at Sam. “What? You think I miss him that much. The way he's always going around smiling and hugging everyone. The way he repels his pants every time he bends over...the way he...THIS SUCKS!!” Sam put an arm around the nido.
“Yeah kiddo....it does.”
She slouched forward. “... I mean I finally find a guy that likes me that isn't afraid that I can out lift him or fight him...that actually makes me feel...y'know special...and he just leaves.”
Surprisingly, Sam gives Nicole a hug. “It isn't like he has a choice you know...”
“I know... I know...” She sniffled, trying not to cry. “Its that jerk of a father. The nicest thing he ever did was help make René, and its the only reason I haven't torn his arms off. He wants to hate nidos, I'll give him a reason.” She growled under her breath.
“He hates poison types in general, you know....and ghosts, dark-types, psychics....he's a bigot. Just...he isn't worth it, you know?” Sam patted the nido's face. “Hey, you don't have to put up the brave front with me.” She rubbed her head “...he loves you, you know. Don't ever doubt it. Don't ever forget it.”
Nicole had been tearing the entire time. “Sam...I know its not a personal thing. He's an ass always will be an ass, and I hope he suffers for it. And I love René. I really do. For Celebii's sake I promised I'd wear a pink dress for his birthday. ME! In a dress! If that isn't love, tell me what is.”
Sam signed, holding Nicole. “You two were made for each other. I'm so sorry girl. You two deserve to be together forever.”
“Right now I'd settle for one of his special hugs.” Nicole muttered. “They always seem to cheer my ass up.” She snickered. “Especially when he tries to nuzzle my chest. I can't believe I miss that.”
“Neither can I. He really did that?” Sam asked with a snort. “Heh, I can only imagine what cheers your ass up.” Nicole bopped Sam in the arm.
“Oh look who's talking. I can always tell when Emily has had her daily dose of scyther. Her tail wags hard enough to be considered a weapon.”
Snorting, Sam just laughed. “Heh, well weapon isn't the right word it's used better as a....” She was mercifully interrupted by her cell phone ringing. She answered it. “Hello? Hey fuzzbutt!”
Nicole's ears shot straight up and her tendrils twitched. “René! Lemme talk!” Pretending to ignore Nicole, Sam went on.
“What's that? You want to do WHAT with Nicole? I don't know if she's the phone sex type...”
“What?!” She seemed tunned for a second. “Sam come on...”
Snerking, Sam gave Nicole the phone. “He's all yours.”
“René? René! Um....Whats up? I miss you too....” Nicole snerked. “And no I will not have phone sex, just so you know. You'll just have to wait till you get back for the real thing...”
Static crackled, obscuring most of René's voice on the phone. “Nic--*** I haven't le*** It looks like I ma**** ave to move. Faith and ***** my mo**** so I'm **** oving!”
“... I miss you too...” Nicole sighed, missing most of that. “What about Faith?....grumblegrumbledamnverisongrrr...René?”
René sounded excited but barely audible. “That's what I *****ing to tell you! I'm ******-ving! My mo*********” Then he cut out.
“.... I think he said something about moving his mom...thats bizarre.” Nicole said, hanging up.
Sam shrugged in agreement. “Weird.”
A few minutes later Nicole's cellphone rang. “Arg this better be important!” She grumbled as she answered with an impatient, “Hello?!”
“Nicole?” René asked, a bit confused about the harshness of her voice. Nicole flushed.
“Um René...Hi...sorry about that.” She poked Sam's arm to stop her snickering. “We got cut off. Where are you?”
“Here!” He chirped happily.
“...where here?” She asked, a little densely.
“Here! At home! I'm NOT MOVING!!!” Nicole's eyes widened and her jaw dropped....as did the phone as she stood still as a statue, leaving Sam to talk.
Sam had to dive to catch the phone “--GEEZE! Nicole you pinhead!”
“...he...he's staying.” Totally forgetting he's still on the phone, Nicole grabbed Sam by the shirt. “MY furry girly is STAYING!!!!!” She shook Sam like a bobble head.
“NNIIIICCCCOOOOLLLE! PHOOOONNNE!” Sam shouted as she was shaken.
Her eyes popped as she blushed red to the ear tips. “...Sorry Sam...” She apologized weakly before gently taking the phone. “Sorry. So you're staying? Really?”
On the phone, René squealed excitedly. “You bet your spotted butt I am!”
Nicole started wiping tears from her eyes. “It'll be your but if you say that again.”
René snorted. “Promises promises Nicole.....but you'll never guess WHY I'm staying!”
“...They heard about your hugging addiction.” She sniffled loudly really trying not to cry out of sheer happiness. René just made a rude noise over the phone, a tongue razzing.
“No....MOM'S back! She's awake!!!” Nicole was certainly surprised.
“That's GREAT! Man I can't...how...When!”
“It was really amazing it was....Faith's parents...they....” René grew too excited to form a coherent thought. He just giggled a lot and took a deep breath. “....whoo, oh that reminds me....Mom wants to talk to you.
“M..me?” Nicole was lost for words. “.... um...uh...” She looked to Sam for help. “WhatdoIsay?”
She shrugged. “Say you'd be happy to meet René's mom....you don't want to make him think you don't like her, do you?”
Nicole gulped. “S..sure. I'd like to meet her. If its alright.”
“Of course it is!” René exclaimed. “Don't you think I want two of my favorite girls to get together? Don't worry, mom will LOVE you....incidentally, did you say anything to mom while you were watching her? Back before she woke up?”
“...Just that my mom remembers her..that she looked really great in her video and that I was practicing Sunny Day...” Nicole was too embarrassed to say that she also asked if it was ok that she really loved René's hugs, and that she called him the best boyfriend she ever wanted.
Unaware, René merely went “Oh okay....just thought I'd ask. She mentioned wanting to meet you since she remembered everything said to her when she was in the coma...weird, huh?”
Nicole almost lost the phone, but Sam caught her before her legs gave out. “Sh...she does??”
Oblivious to her reaction, René went on. “Yeah....she mentioned that, then she said how much she really wanted to meet you. I guess she liked what you said to her!”
Nicole went very white and wide-eyed. “Oh. I...” She double slapped herself. “I'll head over as soon as class is done ok?”
“Okay! Thanks! Love you Nicole....so glad I'm not going to lose you. Mwah!”
“I'd track you down first,” She grinned weakly. “Love you too.” She smooched her phone. René phone kissed her back before hanging up. There was a pause and then--
“...Nidogirl you are SO boned!” Sam snorted.
“I'm gonna meet René's mom....” Nicole whispered, then started to panic. “WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO!!!” She grabbed Sam, shaking her. “WhatamIgonnawearI'llsmelllikecabageI'mnotgirlyenoughforthisI'mabrick...” Her babbling came to an abrupt halt as she was smacked by Sam. “...you hit me?”
“Damn right I did! Your panicking like a silly little girl with a crush! Dammit, you're Nicole Zuna! Stop acting like a vapid airhead!”
Nicole stood up straight and took a rreeeally deep breath. “Ok... I'm back... Thanks Sam.”
Sam nodded in acknowledgment....and thwaped Nicole on the head again.
“What was that for?!” Nicole demanded, rubbing her sore head.
“That? That was for funsies.” Sam snickered as she walked off. “Have fun meeting René's mom!”
Nicole stood floored, still close to panicking. “What am I gonna do?!”
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