I sit down slowly on my frail wooden chair in front of the dining table, having moved the large cooking pot full of the delicious milkshake like concoction onto it. The sheer weight of all the heavy sludge inside made my clumsy self spill quite a bit around the edges. I grab the rather large ladle with my mittened Dragonite paws and stir the fattening mess inside the pot a bit, hoping the mixture of butter, soda, mayonnaise, whipped cream, sugar, chocolate, and plenty of lard would be a great help for packing on some extra weight for the harsh winter. I swish my thickened tail lazily as I fill the wide ladle with as much of the jello like slop as it can hold, intentionally letting a bit fall back into the overfilled pot to admire the sheer thickness of it all. I open my maw widely as I lift the entire ladle inside, happily emptying it’s contents into my maw before putting it back again on the table, I take some time to admire the sugary, slimy taste of the fattening goo before swallowing it down. Purring contently as I feel the warm concoction sliding down into my stomach, the chair creaking a bit as I heft my oversized tummy up with a lazy smirk, listening to the lava pit-like sounds of my stomach devouring the succulent goop. grinning widely as I grab another spoonful, Knowing my already hefty body is sure to be gaining more than enough winter reserves in the form of soft cushiony fat~

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Yup, with winter coming soon, it'd be a good idea to start bulking up for the winter months!
So i put my cooking skills to the test to make the most fattening concoction my household would allow, and it tastes alot better then it looks, trust me~ x//3

Enjoy! I also tried writing for once! Even though i have no experience at all, i still hope it was passable ^//w//^


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