auggghhghghjggg;jh;dh my eeeeeeeys, they done been pecked outttt

For real though, I found this GREEN ceramic rooster a couple years ago, not even around Halloween. It looked so creepy, but so adorable. I had to have it.

Who thinks up these things anyway? Yeah let's make this ceramic rooster for housewives to buy for their little farmhouse themed kitchen, but let's make it PALE ZOMBIE GREEN.