I debated whether to post this little exercise in travel writing and humor but I figure it might spur some chuckles. I originally wrote this last year for a friend of mine who was going to Disney World for the first time (or first time in recent memory, I forget which one). I composed this little treatise on his behalf, showing him what he was in for and I ended up rambling for longer than I initially intended.

And since I'm going to Disney World next month because my job requires that I take a full week off to show that I'm not laundering money or cooking books or the like I thought the time appropriate to dredge this piece up out of my hard drive. So I hope you enjoy this little piece of insanity.