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265 – A Close Shave
Oh god no don’t get caught! Cats are the worst thing to get caught by!
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Oh my gosh I'm slow. I only just realized what all the ghetto elves were grinning about earlier.
"Oh god no don’t get caught! Cats are the worst thing to get caught by!"
- Mine and my sis's cats have brought things as large as dead baby rabbits inside the house as presents before. We're pretty sure one of the cats was eaten by an owl*, so I guess it all evens out.
- One time I told everyone, "It smells like [my sis's cat] ate a mouse from her breath. They have a particular odor when they get ripe. Better put her outside." Nobody put her outside. Two minutes later she barfed All-Day Stomach Mouse Stew on the carpet.
- This same cat caught a mouse who then played dead. We all assumed it was dead cause it didn't move and watched her carry it around for a while. Then it jumped up and ran off. The cat did the best Holy Fucking Shit Did You See That Shit expression I could have ever imagined, looking at it, and then at us and then back at it. She was too shocked to even chase it.
- My best friend's cat once caught a mouse while we were sitting around a table playing D&D or some damn thing. We learned about his hunting prowess when he dropped the live mouse in my shoe. WHILE I WAS WEARING IT.
*Owl or bobcat being the likely suspects, and there was no horrific screaming, so not a bobcat.
"Oh god no don’t get caught! Cats are the worst thing to get caught by!"
- Mine and my sis's cats have brought things as large as dead baby rabbits inside the house as presents before. We're pretty sure one of the cats was eaten by an owl*, so I guess it all evens out.
- One time I told everyone, "It smells like [my sis's cat] ate a mouse from her breath. They have a particular odor when they get ripe. Better put her outside." Nobody put her outside. Two minutes later she barfed All-Day Stomach Mouse Stew on the carpet.
- This same cat caught a mouse who then played dead. We all assumed it was dead cause it didn't move and watched her carry it around for a while. Then it jumped up and ran off. The cat did the best Holy Fucking Shit Did You See That Shit expression I could have ever imagined, looking at it, and then at us and then back at it. She was too shocked to even chase it.
- My best friend's cat once caught a mouse while we were sitting around a table playing D&D or some damn thing. We learned about his hunting prowess when he dropped the live mouse in my shoe. WHILE I WAS WEARING IT.
*Owl or bobcat being the likely suspects, and there was no horrific screaming, so not a bobcat.
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