I find this offensive so I'm going demonize you with no sense of irony.

good, tell your friends!

I'll bring my personal army and hugbox. You'll be sorry.

Hey! You should be a lot more respe..eh I'm too tired to white knight.

Nobody likes social justice losers anyway.

thatsthejoke

"Fun!"
"Trama!"
The look on Melvin's face reminds me of grade-school back to school shopping. "This is entirly wrong for everything in every way!"

I know how you feel bud :c

I wonder how Rush would feel about a flip-flop? Perhaps it already exists.

sexy

Eh I've3 seen frillier dresses. get on my level.

LOL

a lot of fetishes are clean. It is only when you know there is arousal involved that it becomes dirty.

C'mon Agouti, don't you want to look fabulous?

Looks like dirty filthy smut to me!

All fetishes are shit except the ones I have.

Not enough eggs.

FABULOUS!

Now, we KNOW that Melvin has cross-dressed pretty intensively in public before thanks to news file photos, and IIRC, it's now canon that those pics were somehow related to his wedding day. The question is therefore either a) what is different about this time that makes it not fun, or b) what other reason did he have to do it before if it wasn't fun?

If Melvin was cursed with a fatty spell, I bet he'd go full cross-dresser THEN.

I take the fun out of everything!

Do you? I'm sorry. You can have some of mine, though!

AWWW LOOK YOU'RE SO ADORABLE

totes!

Thank you.
I needed that laugh. :]

Melvin rawks the pantaloons.

haha i love how you drew rush

Ehh I rate it a 11/10 S'Alright.

Oh great, it was bad enough I fetishized crossdressers, but now you made me fetishize unwilling, grumpy crossdressers, too!

You just don't get the fetishes you don't have.