Hmmmm....any other deals? cause i don;t see one i like.

I wish for Power, signed...

I will take power then if no one don't want, signed: Robin Bechauf

Awesome. send me a Note with the ref of our luck wisher and we can set things up ^,..,^

I wish for Strength, signed...

Kumori, I'll send the money and ref tomorrow, but I need the email address

I wish for Eternal Youth, signed...

ablesuit

Cool, send me a Note with the ref of our lucky wisher and we can set things up. ^,..,^

Yes please and why not add you to that lost as well -smiles giving the demon a wink-

I wish to Sit in the lap of Luxury, signed...

...Digitalpotato. :P

Also what does Hell need with the government taxes anyways.

like they say, the only two certain things are Death and Taxes. In Hell you can have both at the same time. :P
Good choice, Note me a ref of our lucky wisher and we can set things up. ^,..,^

Why do I have a feeling that anyone that signs this will sit in the lap of something other than luxury

Or be worth a lot of money in the worst ways. :O

Sorry. Because you have spelled "happiness" wrong, you get NOTHING. >:)

*is moved by your emotions, and hands you a pickup truck full of money* Here is 12 million dollars. Start up a company that can grant happiness to all. o.o

*hugs you back, sighing a bit* Just don't spend it on anything frivolous... :)

I see. :3

It's Okay. You shouldn't make deals with demons anyway. it never works out well in the end!

Really!? that Lame! and Rude! (Seriously! Not everyone can type with perfect spelling!) >:(

I have paid for my "crime" already. Jeezus.

1. I'm not Jesus.
2. You don't have to be rude about it!

It was a joke.
And I know you're not Jesus.

I don't understand why you're making a big deal out of this this late in the game. I just gave the other guy 12 million dollars!

Sorry! I guess I just don't like seeing other people getting picked on.

I choose.........

I'll seal him like Solomon.

I wish to be a powerful being on earth to help and do the impossible

Hmm, well here's my offer....

*Takes then quill and jabs it right into his eye*

No f-ing sale, horny.

*pulls out a gun and starts blasting.*

Eat your heart out, James Woods.

*snickers*

arent power and strength the same thing?

no, they're not

oh, well id like stregnth but what would i pay him with?

$12 US
It's in the description

Yeah I wouldn't sign for any one of these either. If Hollywood, Faust and local legends taught me is that any wish granted by a malevolent being never ends well.

Wish for Power: Turn into a target for every power-seeking bastard with a weapon in hand and you'll be corrupted to the point where measures from outside forces have to be taken to take you out.

Wish for Strength: While lovely, would turn you basically into a pickup truck or worse the whole world around you basically turns into glass and cardboard if you're inexperienced

Wish for Eternal Youth: Falls into everything that is wrong with being immortal and being a target to overzealous scientists who would lock you up and dissect the crap out of you to see what makes you tick and/or possibly hide from society for the rest of your life.

Wish to sit on the Lap of Luxury: On one hand everything will seem to be fake and a placement for real experiences. the line between friends and douchebags get blurred and life seems unfulfillable if you have the ability to do anything with money. Legally authorities would like to have a word with you on how you got all this wealth and not pay taxes on it. On the other hand, and this is a counteroffer, if the wish grants me to go out with a huge busty muscle anthro babe that goes by the name of "Luxury" then sign me up!

I really wish I could buy one of these. The idea if knowing there is a "misfire" for them really have me curious.

Misfire? <_< >_> I have no idea what you are talking about ^,..,^;

I guess Im too smart for my own good. Sillyness aside I really wanted to see what would happen with myself or someone else I know.

Let's see...Eternal Youth sounds like it will make you a child.
Lap of luxury sounds like a micro situation.

*Backs away* Er....nooooooooooooooooooooo *Flees*

I don't want any of those.


I wanna be my fursona

I already have immense power, reliable strength, eternal youth since high school and been sitting on the lap of luxury for most of my life... now I only have one purpose in life after having all these. That is to serve a high demon like you (Dauntaye) as butler. What do you say?

if you so desire

Trust me, my liege... I am one hell of a butler!

Signed and Sealed in Blood.

ALWAYS read contracts throughly. XD
Ya never know where there may be a loophole!
XD

Sorry! I'm a Christian. I don't make deals with Demons! >.==.<