InfÖrnal FuckЪ - Schultz and Hans

13th century

Schultz and Hans were in tavern
Schultz was burping, Hans was farting
At once came teutonic knight
He was astonished by that

So then when he gone
To crusade
He decided that he will take
Schultz and Hans with him

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Hey! Wieners beer and schnabs!
Onslaught to the east!
Schultz and Hans do not give up
Onslaught to the east!
We are going to the war
Onslaught to the east!
You will fart and I will burp
Onslaught to the east!

Bitts are going happy
To the pagan lands on east
Pagan squads were scooting
They were taking one's hook
So, ofcource, pagan warrior
Is always tough and brave
But it seems that was too loud
Burp of Schultz and fart of Hans

chours

So the clash began now
On the lake Chukotskhoye
Each who doesn't remember this fight
Must be kicked in butt with boot
"Germans will never step on pagan land"
Sounded the cry
And as answer still
Schultz burped and farted Hans

chours

Alexander Nevskiy met
Enemy's army on ice
He was f*cking cool in tactics
And he f*cked them bitches like
Straight the iced water
Faced hundreds of bodies
And in this fatal moment
Burped Schultz and farted Hans

chours

Long time passed
And times gone by
Near lake Chutskhoye
Is beauty and silence
But people say
It boils sometimes
(but may be they give a s*it)
When down there on the lake's bottom
Burping Schultz and farting Hans

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