Chuck Stein’s PCA Blog: Who’s That?
By Deadpooljte23

Hello people of the internet. It has occurred to me that during my last blogging session, I left out many important details on my life. So I figure I should at least give you all a visual as to who your listening to and the people he mentions.

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Looks: What can I say? I am fat. No, not chunky, fluffy, or (shudder) big-boned. FAT. All in capital letters. With man boobs and everything. I wear a green army jacket to hide my big old belly from the world. Its for your benefit. If you see me at school, I wouldn’t mind a thank you. I’m just saying. Everything else about me is pretty regular. Messy brown hair, thick glasses, cargo shorts. Whatever. I don’t put much effort into my looks.

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Personality: I am a self proclaimed nerd and proud of it! I love comic books and cheesy flicks. The worse it is the better. I love nothing more than critiquing a lousy movie. Some might even say I’m a movie buff. I’ve also been told that I’m pretty reliable, but the truth is I have no spine. Its like I have this inability to say no to someone, regardless of how absurd their request is. My major problem is that I hate to upset people. Heh, a pacifist who attends a battle academy. Arceus must hate me. But the worst is when I have to talk to attractive girls. I just clam up and get random tourettes or something. I yell out the first thing that come to mind. Here are some examples of the things I have said:

-I’ve worn this same pair of underwear for the past 3 days!
-Clowns frighten me!
-Sometimes I wonder what I would look like without a horn!
-Foobah! (what does foobah even mean?)

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Teammates: I hate to say it, but I think my teammates are my only friends. That’s not to say that there aren’t people at school who I’m not friendly with. But These are the only people who hang out with me willingly.

-Casper: We’ve been best friends since we were 12. He’s the smartest Spinarak on earth. Whenever we aren’t hanging out or in class, he’s sitting in his dorm room working on his latest experiment. Sometimes he gets lost in his own head, thinking for hours about the weirdest things. The guy is wicked funny, and most of the time we just riff for hours about nothing.

Last summer, Casper told me he was gay. Which was kind of surprising. The dude whole identity screams slacker. But you know what? It hasn‘t affected our friendship in the slightest. We still hangout, we still have stupid contests and bets. The only problem is that he’s been hanging out with Amber more and I think there keeping secrets from me. I feel kinda worried

Amber: Amber may seem like a battle hungry she-warrior, but…well I guess she is. I guess its natural for a Charmeleon to be hot headed. But she’s a great teammate to have and a great friend. I’d like to think that because of her, I’ve become less of a… wimp. She even has a soft side (don’t tell her I said that). She care a lot about me and Casper and even stuck up for me when I was getting hassled by this tool on our vacation to the orange islands. She really only wants to make something of herself, you know? I can relate. Hell, I think everyone at school can.

Our hanging out has definitely changed her too. She’s a lot friendlier than before. She’s even started to wear colors besides black and gray. She’s started to open up a lot more about her insecurities and even started to make jokes. I really like her. I mean, in a completely non-sexual way. As a friend.

Sid: Sid is a legend, at least in his own mind. The Meowth can not help but toot his own horn. I mean, he’s just lying constantly. Still, the man is an excellent teller of tall tales. What he lacks in a moral compass he makes up for in his ability to spin a yarn. Someday I’ll have to let him write down his story about him and the rent-a-cop. Hysterical.

Sid loves women to an extreme degree. I can’t tell you how many times he has ditched me and Casper just for to hit on some girl. I think Amber hates him. Last week she threatened to turn him into a hat. However, there is no I would rather have backing me up in a fight. Me and him have co written our own book, called How to Be a Guy: Rule to Live By™. Its available in the school book store for $14.95.

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Sooooooo….that’s it. Nothing else you need to know about me. But keep on reading the blog. Its gonna get good.

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