"... and the last I saw of him, this huge yellow-eyed hairy monster grabbed him and pulled him up and -- and chewed him to death! I saw his hand reaching out to me as the beast devoured him. Oh - how could such a terrible thing happen! They told us Earth was a really nice planet and friendly. I don't hold it against all Earthlings, but I couldn't advise anyone to ever visit it again."

(Image is an artist's rendering of the creature that murdered Zzhohrg)