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RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal.
1.) What is your name?
Neal Alan Foster, captain/owner of the freighter Folly.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
If you have access to a time machine you can go back and ask my parents …
3.) Are you single or taken?
Define single, or taken for that matter.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
My stunning powers of observation have allowed me to determine that people that come up with silly YOUYOUs have way too much idle time on their hands …
5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
A Mary-Sue -- or a Macgiver? Just because I've seen it all before doesn't mean I have to fail at the simple stuff like a newbie …
6.) What's your eye color?
If you can't see that they are blue then you need to get your own eyes checked.
7.) How about Fur/Scale color?
Fur? Scales? I have hair, but that's not what you asked for …
8.) Have you any family members?
Define family.
9.) Oh? How about pets?
You might make a good pet -- after I have you fixed …
10.) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like...
Annoying people that think to waste the time of others with YOUYOUs …
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Kerplunks come to mind, and there very useful on annoying YOUYOU people …
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Define 'hurt', as kerplunks are harmless fun for everyone …
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
You can't count that high, but by the way 'I' define it, they were all 'bad' …
14.) What kind of animal are you?
The most dangerous to ever walk the worlds. They call us Humans …
15.) Name your worst habits?
Letting YOUYOU writers live to YOUYOU again …
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
There are a few, but they stand out by their actions, not by the color of their skin/fur/scales or what family/House they're from …
17.) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
You will never know me well enough for that question to matter to you …
18.) Do you go to school?
Define this school thing, I'm always trying to learn new things -- and sometimes I can even find someone worthy of trying to teach them in turn.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
What's this 'one day' thing mean?
20.) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Still more things to define …
21.) What are you most afraid of?
My mind turning to mush from this YOUYOU …
22.) Okay... What do you usually wear?
Clothes, except when I don't …
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Good food.
24.) Am I annoying you?
Not at all, I ask Tess to kerplunk people on a whim all the time …
25.) Well, it's still not over!
Are you saying you don't want to be caught at the end?
26.) What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
Why would you have me lower myself to your 'class' system?
27.) How many friends do you have?
Another number you can't count to …
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
I don't think you'd rate an 'Alternate Thursday' …
29.) Favorite drink?
Tea.
30.) What's your favorite place?
Being away from idiots …
31.) Are you interested in anyone~?
Someone with more sense than one that writes YOUYOUS …
32.) SKIPPING. NOPE.
Yup, you can't even finish this stupid thing yourself …
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
My ship has a nice pool.
34.) What's your type?
Easily bored by idiots, which seems to be your type …
35.) Any fetishes?
And yet another thing to define. Like porn, everybody believes something different …
36.) Seme or uke?
You should have given up after you ran out of fingers and toes …
37.) Camping or indoors?
What? Working/playing/sleeping?
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Nope, Tess has a good lock on you and has agreed that it would be a waste of power to catch you once you're on your way …
39.) Well, it's over. Now tag people!
If anyone has read the tall tales of Old Man Foster and his Folly, you know I only follows rules when I feels like it. In this case it means I won't be bothering anyone else with this silly thing …
40.) Do you want to copy this to your journal pretty please with sugar on top? You can even have the cherry!
Not worthy of a journal entry, but I will log it so others can scratch their heads at it …
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal.
1.) What is your name?
Neal Alan Foster, captain/owner of the freighter Folly.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
If you have access to a time machine you can go back and ask my parents …
3.) Are you single or taken?
Define single, or taken for that matter.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
My stunning powers of observation have allowed me to determine that people that come up with silly YOUYOUs have way too much idle time on their hands …
5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
A Mary-Sue -- or a Macgiver? Just because I've seen it all before doesn't mean I have to fail at the simple stuff like a newbie …
6.) What's your eye color?
If you can't see that they are blue then you need to get your own eyes checked.
7.) How about Fur/Scale color?
Fur? Scales? I have hair, but that's not what you asked for …
8.) Have you any family members?
Define family.
9.) Oh? How about pets?
You might make a good pet -- after I have you fixed …
10.) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like...
Annoying people that think to waste the time of others with YOUYOUs …
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Kerplunks come to mind, and there very useful on annoying YOUYOU people …
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Define 'hurt', as kerplunks are harmless fun for everyone …
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
You can't count that high, but by the way 'I' define it, they were all 'bad' …
14.) What kind of animal are you?
The most dangerous to ever walk the worlds. They call us Humans …
15.) Name your worst habits?
Letting YOUYOU writers live to YOUYOU again …
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
There are a few, but they stand out by their actions, not by the color of their skin/fur/scales or what family/House they're from …
17.) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
You will never know me well enough for that question to matter to you …
18.) Do you go to school?
Define this school thing, I'm always trying to learn new things -- and sometimes I can even find someone worthy of trying to teach them in turn.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
What's this 'one day' thing mean?
20.) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Still more things to define …
21.) What are you most afraid of?
My mind turning to mush from this YOUYOU …
22.) Okay... What do you usually wear?
Clothes, except when I don't …
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Good food.
24.) Am I annoying you?
Not at all, I ask Tess to kerplunk people on a whim all the time …
25.) Well, it's still not over!
Are you saying you don't want to be caught at the end?
26.) What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
Why would you have me lower myself to your 'class' system?
27.) How many friends do you have?
Another number you can't count to …
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
I don't think you'd rate an 'Alternate Thursday' …
29.) Favorite drink?
Tea.
30.) What's your favorite place?
Being away from idiots …
31.) Are you interested in anyone~?
Someone with more sense than one that writes YOUYOUS …
32.) SKIPPING. NOPE.
Yup, you can't even finish this stupid thing yourself …
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
My ship has a nice pool.
34.) What's your type?
Easily bored by idiots, which seems to be your type …
35.) Any fetishes?
And yet another thing to define. Like porn, everybody believes something different …
36.) Seme or uke?
You should have given up after you ran out of fingers and toes …
37.) Camping or indoors?
What? Working/playing/sleeping?
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Nope, Tess has a good lock on you and has agreed that it would be a waste of power to catch you once you're on your way …
39.) Well, it's over. Now tag people!
If anyone has read the tall tales of Old Man Foster and his Folly, you know I only follows rules when I feels like it. In this case it means I won't be bothering anyone else with this silly thing …
40.) Do you want to copy this to your journal pretty please with sugar on top? You can even have the cherry!
Not worthy of a journal entry, but I will log it so others can scratch their heads at it …
Category Story / Miscellaneous
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I'm more surprised that he didn't have Tess give him the run-around. Or doesn't Tess have a dedicated "screw with the nosy" sub-processor set up yet?
(Neal: "What happened to that telemarketer, Tess?"
Tess: "He's still taking with Alice."
Neal: "Alice? The sob-story 'bot?"
Tess: "Yes. I'll give him points for persistence, she started contradicting herself an hour ago.")
(Neal: "What happened to that telemarketer, Tess?"
Tess: "He's still taking with Alice."
Neal: "Alice? The sob-story 'bot?"
Tess: "Yes. I'll give him points for persistence, she started contradicting herself an hour ago.")
I'd have thought even Tess wouldn't want to waste time on things like this. Setting up a non-sapient AI to waste the nuisance's time lets her monitor the results without having to be directly involved.
(And I considered it might have been Tess, but she didn't twist the knife enough.)
(And I considered it might have been Tess, but she didn't twist the knife enough.)
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