Oh Crap, someone was selling an app for your I-Phone that cost $999.99 and it consisted of just a backround for your phone and a little mantra or poem. So, without further ado, I introduce the "I am Fox" desktop wall paper for your computer. its free. But only if your a fox. All others must pay $1000,000,000,000 for it. The poem that goes with this is as follows.

I am FOX! I am RED! I am FLUFFY. I am LOVABLE. Cus Im a FOX. So There!

I am not technically adept enough to combine the image and the poem into a screen saver, but if soomeone wants to do that, then they can have half of the Non-Fox payment amount. Or something.