have another fun doodle page of insanity
deep breath
i was holding off on this one cause there's lots of splainin' to do. HERE GOES:

attack on titan stuff. walden looks hot in that gear if i do say so myself.
smooching bugfriends.
and.... ok. so this took place during this past christmas to show you how long ago most of these things are from. and i'm not the best wrapper in town. like....negative good on the wrapping side. additionally i get pretty buttmad trying to wrap in general because of aforementioned wrapping suckage.

i'm going to tell this story as buzz and walden and not myself and ray (even though we all know how this was inspired and that it's true and actually happened)

so what's happening here? well buzz was trying to wrap (keyword: try) and this was while on a skype call with walden. he ended up getting so exasperated with that spider's laughing at him that he finally roared, "YOU WANNA SEE? HERE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FUCKIN MARTHA STEWART SHOW UP IN THIS BITCH." turned on his webcam and proceeded to do just that.

"LOOK, THIS RIGHT HERE IS HOW WE PERFORM WHAT I LIKE TO CALL A 'TOPPER'. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A TOPPER IS ASSHOLE? THAT'S WHY I'M HERE TO SHOW YOU. YOU SEE THIS HUGE GAP WHERE I DIDN'T PUT ENOUGH FUCKING PAPER ON THE BOX SO THERE'S A GIANT GAPING HOLE HERE AND YOU CAN SEE THE GIFT INSIDE CLEARLY? LET'S TAKE THIS LARGE PIECE OF WRAPPING PAPER I JUST CUT LIKE A SAVAGE IN A LOPSIDED POOR EXCUSE FOR A SQUARE AND JUST FUCKING TOP IT OVER THE HOLE AND TAPE IT DOWN ON THE SIDES LIKE A NEANDERTHAL." he did so angrily, shouting all the while, and there finally stood the glorious result: a box so bunched with ripped paper you would mistake it for trash, fuck there ever being a box inside. what box? you'd say. i see no box. "THERE YOU GO. MOTHER FUCKING TOPPERS BITCH. MERRY FUCKERS!"

at this point walden was laughing so hard it could be heard from china.
so buzz threw a brick in his face.

THE END.

art is
thank u ray for documenting this moment in art for all eternity