a catboi is accidently given a girls armor unfortunatly this was no ordinary armor it was cursed whoever wear the cuirass the entire armour binds itself to the wearer and make the wearer invunrable and immortal if the wearer is male the armour pernamently changes the wearers gender. the wearer is freed ever night but a condition is they must bed a women, apparently this poor warrior's halfling squire is taking the brunt of the blame