Let me start by saying this is 100% real. I have everything mentioned as a prize sitting behind me on my coffee table.
HOW TO ENTER: I will be wandering Indy FurCon Friday and Saturday in one of my two outfits: Metal Gear or Second Amendment. Find me, introduce yourself, and ask for an entry ticket.
HOW TO WIN: I will draw the first ticket at 8PM Eastern time on Saturday August 30th. I will contact the winner via the means they specified on the entry ticket and they will have 3 hours to respond. If I get no response, I will pull the next ticket and repeat.
Here is what I hope will happen with this:
-People will laugh.
-If you are pro-gun, you will laugh harder and potentially win a cool prize.
-If you are currently reading this and muttering something under your breath about gun owners, you can still politely enter and potentially win a cool prize.
-If you are currently reading this and nodding furiously, muttering about how the liberals are coming for your guns, you can still politely enter and potentially win a cool prize.
-If you are indifferent, you can potentially win a cool prize.
-If you don't even know your stance on the issue but were dumbfounded by the words of this man, you can potentially win a cool prize.
-If you agree with good 'ole Joe, you can follow his advice for free by potentially winning a cool prize.
-You can learn about firearm safety and potentially win a cool prize.
IN OTHER WORDS, ANYONE AT IFC CAN ENTER AND POTENTIALLY WIN A COOL PRIZE. YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.
Even if you don't want to enter or have not interest, you can get a bear hug.
For those curious (and in case the upload doesn't come out in full resolution) here is what the disclaimer says:
Disclaimer: While this raffle is satire the prize is real. The dart blaster does fire projectiles. Use common sense. Must be present to win. If winner does not claim prize, runner up will be contacted. By entering you acknowledge that I am not liable for any consequences of your actions with the dart blaster. Always practice proper firearm safety, regardless of what the Vice President says. Buzz Bee Double Shot Dart Blaster is not a firearm and does not require an FFL to transfer. It is not an NFA item. At the current time, the prize is legal in all 50 states. However, you know how crazy California can be. It is up to the winner to ensure they are in compliance with all local and federal laws.
HOW TO ENTER: I will be wandering Indy FurCon Friday and Saturday in one of my two outfits: Metal Gear or Second Amendment. Find me, introduce yourself, and ask for an entry ticket.
HOW TO WIN: I will draw the first ticket at 8PM Eastern time on Saturday August 30th. I will contact the winner via the means they specified on the entry ticket and they will have 3 hours to respond. If I get no response, I will pull the next ticket and repeat.
Here is what I hope will happen with this:
-People will laugh.
-If you are pro-gun, you will laugh harder and potentially win a cool prize.
-If you are currently reading this and muttering something under your breath about gun owners, you can still politely enter and potentially win a cool prize.
-If you are currently reading this and nodding furiously, muttering about how the liberals are coming for your guns, you can still politely enter and potentially win a cool prize.
-If you are indifferent, you can potentially win a cool prize.
-If you don't even know your stance on the issue but were dumbfounded by the words of this man, you can potentially win a cool prize.
-If you agree with good 'ole Joe, you can follow his advice for free by potentially winning a cool prize.
-You can learn about firearm safety and potentially win a cool prize.
IN OTHER WORDS, ANYONE AT IFC CAN ENTER AND POTENTIALLY WIN A COOL PRIZE. YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.
Even if you don't want to enter or have not interest, you can get a bear hug.
For those curious (and in case the upload doesn't come out in full resolution) here is what the disclaimer says:
Disclaimer: While this raffle is satire the prize is real. The dart blaster does fire projectiles. Use common sense. Must be present to win. If winner does not claim prize, runner up will be contacted. By entering you acknowledge that I am not liable for any consequences of your actions with the dart blaster. Always practice proper firearm safety, regardless of what the Vice President says. Buzz Bee Double Shot Dart Blaster is not a firearm and does not require an FFL to transfer. It is not an NFA item. At the current time, the prize is legal in all 50 states. However, you know how crazy California can be. It is up to the winner to ensure they are in compliance with all local and federal laws.
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