I'll never admit it.. but I really did take his jello... My inner Bill Cosby could not be contained...
I zippiby do bopped the whole bowl
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*is behind the corner and grabs you by the throat*.... One does not simply steals my treats.... From the moment you placed your filthy paws on MY ice-cream sandvich! You forfeited the sanctity of your ass! For your knowledge, I keep a close eye on my treats... They are the little moments of happiness I have on my dull routine days! You thought you could just slip away unnoticed!? I shall repeat my message one more time...
... DO NOT TOUCH MY TREATS! Do we have an understanding?!
... DO NOT TOUCH MY TREATS! Do we have an understanding?!
He could wield EXCAAAALLLLIIIIBBBBUUUURRRRRR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuXIjIQmnEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuXIjIQmnEU
Don't say I didn't warn you...
Gelatin:
What it really is: Boiled down pig skin (46%), bovine hide (29.4%) and pork and cattle bones (23.1%).
So if you get raspberry flavored, you're hitting the gross food ingredient trifecta: gelatin, castoreum and carmine. Mmmm, pig skin, ground up beetle belly and anal juice.
Thanks, mom!
Gelatin:
What it really is: Boiled down pig skin (46%), bovine hide (29.4%) and pork and cattle bones (23.1%).
So if you get raspberry flavored, you're hitting the gross food ingredient trifecta: gelatin, castoreum and carmine. Mmmm, pig skin, ground up beetle belly and anal juice.
Thanks, mom!
Yep. Don't mind. Still delicious. *noms* >.=.> Mm... fruity cow. No raspberry for me though. Strawberry banana all the way. Gelatin was actually a very interesting discovery. Scientists were trying to figure out what to do with all the leftovers from meat animals that no one would eat. They found if they made it a powder and added water, it became gelatinous. It was gross by itself though, and they knew no one would eat it. But then someone had the bright idea to dump sugar and flavoring on it, and suddenly it was delicious. As long as you don't tell squeamish people what it's made of, they'll eat it like candy. No more wasted landfills full of hooves and bones and hide bits. ^.=.^
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