Jesus Pickle is awesome. As a cumcuber, he would have rotted away. As a pickle, he is immortal and he has the power to turn any sandwich into something crunchy and awesome.
Jesus Pickle healed soggy pickles to be crunchy, made the dry pickles juicy, a healer amongst pickles... Until the Jesus pickle got cruicified by the cucumbers.
That being said, this pic made me laugh! Don't mind my horrible joking around.
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